Offshore Toon

Beckham would only be a good signing for financial reasons.

We just have to beat the teams in the bottom half and we're already up there with Everton and Villa.

It would be worth appointing Keegan just for bringing in Richards. He's a class player.

One of the brightest Scottish prospects about.

I'd say another left-back, right-back and a central-midfielder are the priorities.

I got bored and did the BBC predictor the other day and with enough tweaking we came 6th. Villa bottled it, so they did. I'll stick with that...

I'm not sure if he's worth £8m. He would link midfield with attack, though.

She got gang raped into another dimension.

Defoe is a good player. I'd ratehr have him here than Owen.

I thought he might have got away with it being a late tackle.

Since Keegan was at City for longer than a week, I'm 100% sure that they fell out.

Despite my doubts, I have the feeling that something special has just happened. Something magical.

He's better than anything we have at the moment. One of the best defenders in the league at the moment.

If it's a done deal, then why did he only put £5k on him?

Newcastle 1 - 5 Stoke.

The Zola factor has got me keen on Deschamps.

He made an awful mistake on his debut that led to a goal. That's all I know.

Dunne has been playing immensely, of course I'd take him.

Newcastle Don't Want Me. Good news.

That would be absolutely brilliant.

I say ...YES YES YES Do I detect a tribal uprising or something a little queer here. Just call it a penis and stop acting like a child.

I'll be glad to see the back of him and his awful, awful haircut.

The only reason I'm not worried is because I'm pretty sure that things can't get much worse. They probably will now that I've said that.

Maybe under Shepherd, but Ashley surely isn't stupid enough to bring in Bruce?

http://www.zavvi.co.uk/product/703974/Curb...ox_Set%5D/s.jsf That's a bargain.