McFaul

See when I was in Belfast I thought it was a cheap night out. See the blokes, all ugly cunts, but the women, I've never been anywhere where I've seen as many slim beautiful women as that neet club in the Oddessy like ever. I wasn't on nowt neither in case you ask, all night just everyone was lush, really friendly too. You get plenty lasses over here who are stunners but well up themselves, over there god, if Newcastle didn't exist and the IRA piped down Belfast would be a good place to live imo.

Some of his need to be referred to the dubious claims committee imo.

IF IT WENT on real support, we'd be in the Champions League every season, but numbers of fans are not important in football anymore as it's only about 25% of revenue anyway. I think looking at it realistically, I have a feeling we'll come 12th. 9th-20th anything can happen. ...and cunts say am not psychic.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=757683 There ye are.

I believe it's now called the Town Wall. Aye that rings a bell. You were right about the Forth selling Kirin, I really like the Forth like, was really nice upstairs on that balcony didnt even naa it was there.

Got a round in last neet right 4 treble whiskeys in "Coco V" a divvint even naa if its still called that, but ye naa where I mean. 4 treble whiskeys. The roond £27.60 (TWENTY SEVEN POUND SIXTY)

In every sense of the word. I really am such a prick at times.

He's a mug. All the Denmark players hate him, half of them are playing for Copenhagen and he turns up like he's fuckin Zizou with his attitude apparently. He's a fuckin great player though, I'd have him.

Drunk. Upset the person I love more than anything in the world last night and fuck knows how, but I'm forgiven. Feeling pissed pupils fixed like an Andy Pipkin type. I remember talking to someone about shitting himsel on a train to Kazakhstan, its all coming back to me.

All the best big marn! Have goodun. Hope the toon win for ye, so a do.

I'd rather have Brett The Hitman Hart than the shit mug. It'll be someone like Alberto Aquillani imo.

Am not the type of cunt who gives out and passes on tips, but I've just been talking to the brother in law of the trainer of a horse running in the 245 at Kelso today. Basically the trainer has telt the owner to stick a fuckin fortune on this horse, been running like a dream in training pissed its last race, so its top weight but its been like Black Beauty in training. Its called Peachy Moment 11/4 at the minute with some bookies av stuck a ton on, this kid couldn't have been more certain of it.

I'd rather he spent it on increasing our scouting options tbh.

You can't put all lasses in the same bracket some are quite funny and interesting you know However, I know the type of lass you're on about in the work place. I used to work with this lass called Christine who was from down the coast right, and every day I'd have a bet on with the lad opposite me by what time she'd mention her weight watchers points. As the weeks and months went by my spread bet was down to like 10 past 9, and we'd like start at 9am. Oh dear bless her. Was a canny lass actually just boring, she had a massive arse too but would wear proper tight pants. I'm familiar with all of these pathetic diets thanks to the herd of hippos in my office. The latest one that made me laugh was some woman partaking in the strawberry diet, whereby she literally ate only strawberries for a given period of time. Everyone was consoling her come the end of it after she'd ended up gaining a couple of pounds. I guess no one bothered to mention anything about water retention to her - I know I fucking didn't. Herd of hippos. It's interesting I find that hippo's as you refer to them more often than not who have pals who are fat as fuck too, so it seems that little bit more ok. They shouldn't get themselves more than 2 stone overweight anyway. I can never get my head round it. I drink plenty, and don't cut back on food, and I go a stone to 2st overweight quite often, but once I hit 16st, I lose it again because you can't do anything as a fat bastard. Your agility goes and that's nee good for many things, you can't run properly, you lose half your football ability, and ye don't look good, unless your Nigella Lawson or Makosi like. I just can't get me head round these people who are like 18/19/20st. I know how they get there but it would be a matter of pride for me like. The strawberry diet, never heard of that one like.

Gene is that yee in the pic? Ye could dee with a haircut.

Haha ya cheeky fiend. If it's June 11th when we play I'll be down to 14 11 which isnt far off me perfect weight cos ye naa am a big cunt. Emphasis on cunt. Nen of them are remotely fat apart from Jay who has went well past me, drinks like a fish. This is my last drink till July this now like today.

Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. As long as your getting thinner while your getting richer. A bets a bet. Proper fat bastard to be honest. This is me this mornin after 3 hours kip, look like a fat charva 15 11 I still am face is getting chubby, we should re negotiate imo, June 15 is a fair target.

Definitely. Tony Adams was better than Terry too.

errr aye Was in town till 3am, didnt get to sleep till about 6, too old for this pish noo like. Woodgate was top top class why do you think he wasn't? I agree mate,just when you said he was as good as Moore Woodgate was many things but not a thief I only watched that thing about Colombia and Moore last week. Sneaky cunts eh? Me nana used to say never trust a mackem or foreigners. Well she didn't to be honest but if she had have done she'd have been reet.

errr aye Was in town till 3am, didnt get to sleep till about 6, too old for this pish noo like. Woodgate was top top class why do you think he wasn't?

Are ye on the Don Reeve Nar recovering from a late night of debauchery last neet mate. Woodgate as a defender was flawless. Rio Ferdinand was better than someone like Tony Adams, and between Adams and Bobby Moore, who was a truly world class English defender. Ask any Leeds fan who was better Woody or Rio they'll tell you. He should've been an all time great. Where were you last night like? Nosey cunt aren't ye

Are ye on the Don Reeve Nar recovering from a late night of debauchery last neet mate. Woodgate as a defender was flawless. Rio Ferdinand was better than someone like Tony Adams, and between Adams and Bobby Moore, who was a truly world class English defender. Ask any Leeds fan who was better Woody or Rio they'll tell you. He should've been an all time great.

Best defender the club has ever had. Would've been regarded as good as Bobby Moore if he had a normal career without the injuries imo. Yes, he was that good. Good lad too.

What with a haircut like that, you look like a choirboy.....on Craggy Island.

Stinks of an inferiority complex tbh Ye naa what yee are?