McFaul

Aye but fuck it. We all have good days and bad, I did well not drinking for fifty days. As I say like Rab C doing it.

Newcastle were very decent on Saturday, and well worthy winners. I must stress though Pardew can still just fuck off. He's going on Obertan this, Obertan that, "I faakin knew as weww as anyone Gabrieww would caam good agayyyne. Its dahn ta me and my starff what this bawwd caant is achievin naaa". What a load of bollocks. His faith in Obertan was so shite, he didn't even take him on the pre-season tour of New Zealand, and left him in England playing with the U21's and other reserves. Well done Obertan though, he should certainly keep his place if he keeps this up.

No they say I can have beer even now, just not Rab C Nesbitt amounts. Certainly in the near future. I'm not going to lie I like a pint, but you sincerely find you enjoy one pint in a while far more than drinking on four or five different occasions in a week.

Hadn't had a pint for 51 days till Saturday. I'd say that's ground breaking for my life. It's done me the world of good not drinking, and this might sound pathetic but irrespective of my condition in future, however well I am, I'm going to have breaks from beer in future too. It's done me the world of good, may not drink again for 50 more days. I tell you what though, from having an alcohol tolerance as good as Glasgow's finest before my alcohol break, five Stella's on Saturday and I was absolutely mortal. I spill more down my top than that normally.

16st7 the heaviest I've EVER been in my life. I'm tall as fuck but this is without doubt fat cunt status. My condition sort of dictates in the short term I can't do any heavy athletic exercise, and these radiotherapists and doctors are saying during this 6 weeks eat literally what the fuck I like. I can't believe that's what they've said but it's true.

This one is just incredible. I know I sound like a huckle, but in times gone by you've seen tears rolling down my cheeks watching some shows. Bubbled like a wrongun the first time I saw the Schindlers List show. Same when the big fella died in The Green Mile when he had been good as gold, but was murdered by the prison. Films can grip you even if you're thick as fuck, they're sometimes inspiring, and while most Danny Dyer films are faakin shit, Michael Owen's comments about shows is fucking weird but understandable in such a boring cunts existence.

Front page of the Express too 2 days ago.

Interesting that the BBC disregarded that.

That crab several media outlets are publishing is unreal. 50ft. No one can prove its a fake.

Top man Alex.

When I was a small kid Tyneside had a good few contract killers. There's none now sadly. There's plenty people would chip in on paypal if there was. The whole city is depressed. It was absolutely bouncing in the mid 90s and to a point the early 00's.

:lol: fucking actually look like I'm from South Shields there.

Today's prices are a joke. Genuinely hand on heart I can think of at least 4 players in my lifetime from the toon who are better than Gareth Bale. He was 85s, so am sorry like but a 25 year old Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Gazza, and Ginola would be worth more and that's strites. At today's prices I'm worth £5m. This club should be raking in £200m a year, Tottenham are, we used to dwarf them in income so why aren't we? Fat cunt. Hope he dies. If someone killed him before I die, I'd be fuckin going on the drink for 3 weeks, baring in mind I've had not one pint in 42 days.

£0m Maybe an attempt at a loan of a decent player who's not playing at Chelsea, Man Utd, Man City etc....

Just read The Fish's jock player who is suffering from mental health issues post. His attempts to kill himself etc... Now they say 1 in 3 people often suffer from depression. I'd say I did for a few months in my early 20s purely drug related though. I haven't done any massively harmful drug for 12 years. The worst thing that should make anyone depressed though is being told there's every chance they'll die in the relatively near future which I have been told. I don't know if there is a mental health issue involved, but I've known I'm in serious trouble for 3 months now, and I've not felt down in the dumps once. I feel positive, possibly even more positive than before. A lot of people seem to mention this highs and lows thing in the face of serious incidents and depressions, but I can't stop saying oh well fuck it, don't get down I just hope there's not a depression around the corner.

I've never been in a huff in my life. If someone irritates you just let your spunk-angst free. What's he in the huff for? Someone called him a mackem or something.

Its nailed on in my view we'll bottom 5 at least. I knew this before a ball was kicked and it contributed to the reasons behind me deserting the club after 23 years this summer (not sure if I've mentioned that). I had a look today and we are 4/1 to be relegated. I think there's value in that. Let's face it Everton are better than us even with their pathetic ground and fanbase, on the pitch presently, and laughably they are. So basically we are 4 points behind every cunt else already. There's severe potential in relegation without a doubt.

I'm doing my 84 mile course in May, few mates doing it with me, few people off the twitter, anyone who fancies doing it off here is welcome. Gemmill said he would. I'll get some money in for charity. Got £1100 in off my whinges last week, so same again and these cancer organisation fuckers will be happy. My course Toon-Willington Quay-South Shields-Sunderland-CLS-Consett-Hexham-Toon.

Has CT chucked it on here? Not like him to go a week boycoutting mind.

we've all been there....

A slight piece of evidence that being unable to drink for 4 or 5 months is a good thing. 8am in the morning, and I'm pissed enough to write this. I was completely wrong, Savile was one of the worst faces in the history of this country.

What World Cup was this off?

I've never hated anyone more than Ashley ever in football, and I mean ANYONE. Thick fat cunt who has fluked £4 billion quid. I hate him that much, I hope he dies. That's a horrible thing to say, but it's how I feel. Newcastle United are THE most stagnant club on earth and I mean that. We are ten times the club Leeds are. Truthfully we have as many people who have jacked it as are going now and we're still getting 50,000. Newcastle are like a can of red bull who have lost their fizz completely. Stinking, shit, demeaning, hangover from the hell of hell, with a fat cunt devil going HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAA. I honest to god know it's a morally disgusting thing to say but I'd be delighted if he died, I'd feel fucking great, and would be back from my 6 month abandoning of the club quick as fuck.