McFaul

Ardiles loved him when he was here that's why they paid the money. Ossie was some player but his judgement of players abilities?!? Well he was nee Jack Hixon.

Aye. Chris Holland's debut against Ipswich was absolutely brilliant, but someone sprayed chemicals in his eyes at the Ritzy and his sight wasn't the same, and neither was he.

John Gallagher's debut against Leeds suggested he could develop in to a top top player, but he was back in the jock lower leagues within 2 years.

The reason that there was onlu 18000 at Rob Lee's was greed. When was it? 2001? £20 then cheapest ticket plus Bilbao were nee attraction.

Something which hasn't been mentioned too, I'm not saying this to be funny or to be a cunt, but for many many years I have to be honest and say Aston Villa have BY FAR the ugliest fans in The Barclays Premier League. Maybe Hull will challenge it, but honestly when I'm down there I feel like Brad fucking Pitt!

Dion Dublin has to be up there.

I was taken to my first game in 1985, I was 7, that's 28 years ago and as long as I've been going we've had right moaning cunts, I'm one of them. It's no worse now than it was 20 years ago, probably not as bad due to the fact the majority of geordies stopped being proper geordies some time ago. Many are the type who watch grand designs and think it's acceptable to go to a restaurant with their lass and spend three figures.

Who had the biggest cock between Gullit, Rijkaard and Desaiilly?

* In the most boring 5 things in life, which include the colour beige, Howard Wilkinson, playing bowls when you're under 40, Welsh people and X Factors, just where would you place your club and the people in your city? *

It's quite clear you pronounce KK's surname like this.....

https://twitter.com/search?q=toontastic&src=typd

This is it in a nutshell.

Aye absolutely correct.

Especially one that's seen more heart attacks than most aorta surgeons, who hasn't been involved in football for 4 years.

Lets hope Marietta Higgs isn't knocking about.

All he's doing is asking questions many of us want answered, nothing wrong with his piece at all, apart from people stuck in dead end jobs who are jealous of his position, and think they could do better due to some ridiculous pseudo-intellectual mentality.

AP: "look Mike, they're gownah gow faakin mentuw, if theres no signins especially as I said there'd be two" MA: "*evil laugh like the one at the end of Mike Jackson's Thriller*"

Very true.

Written like someone who is getting old and fast. You're only 33. I think there's fuck all wrong with that at all, and he's just for once being a journalist who is in touch with the fans thoughts.

This is a belta this, check out 8:02pm pic.twitter.com/kcdv6LpxC4

You also slagged Keegan off yesterday.

I think his main role at the club is to make Pardew's position untenable, forcing him to resign rather than be sacked with a big pay off.

5 wins in 28?! You play more games than 28 in two years man.....

"I can assure you of that"