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Theres no text restriction here, feel free to use the whole word

I think Owen was happy to come here and play regularly. The obscene wage made it that bit easier as well. Just it went tits up big style. He started out ok tbf.

What about when we play Man Utd?

Prefer this one Artists impression

Its Darlo, what you expecting

Is he giving him a piggy quack? Fuck off man

Aye, I look with caution at first, waiting for some freak to jump up

Don't think its weird, just didnt realise many blokes shaved their pits. Sorry did I say many? I meant any. Straight blokes anyway. As for going down on a lass mid flow? Fuck that. Hang on, poor choice of words

Work in Office 80% of the time and with clients 20%, travel between three offices though. MD of own business so I'm happy with it. I'd say the highs can be really high but the lows can be really fucking low.

Thats canny, one of yours posts will be right

No! The least the better. Apart from head. Facial hair on a lass, especially wirey makes me nearly puke (Im thinking specifically of a lass that served me in a travel agent. I want to drag her to Boots. Had this single big thick hair from her lip and a moss patch on her chin ) Under arms etc on a lass there's just nee need (for hair).

Yep 100% the same for me. I'd also wait for my sister in law to go to sleep and then cum on her face.

Hang on, she's won 649! Which troll was she up against

Aww I think he likes you

Thats class

Course I'd like him here, proven goal scorer is exactly what we need. However, goes right against the clubs policy on players plus there would be numerous clubs in front of us should he become available. Even if there wasn't we couldnt offer him the wage or the prestige he likely requires. I'm sure he's pissed off at not playing in that game, but not THAT pissed off! What a bullshit story

Yep.

I have Jamie and the Magic Torch as a ringtone! Chorlton was class, but that witch used to scare the life out of me

Because over and over and over and over again........Im right. What was it you said about Pardew finishing above the pos when he took over again? ? Not sure what that means? Above the position, I was being lazy. You said under Pardew we would finished higher than we were when he took over, where Houghton had us.

Because over and over and over and over again........Im right. What was it you said about Pardew finishing above the pos when he took over again?

Struggle putting socks on.

Bump Farewell little Kev. Banned and off to Amsterdam with no Balls Aye this would have been a good one for the prediction post

Some blokes shave their pits?

I admire your blind optimism. We wont get all three of those players.