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At £2 per hour a canny few if you want to buy that lot!

Grooming is for people like The Fish haha. Anyway she's about 25. You cheesey bastard!

Well done on getting the job. First step on the ladder, don't arse it up.

Fair few but my memory is shit. Generally the trent lot from a few years back. Not many any that I thought "what an arse".

Tool. It's a clear indicator we have a fanbase two or three times bigger than Spurs', I don't see how it can be denied. We're shit and on telly more than you. In the early part of the season. You might just be playing the sky 4 more towards the beginning of the season. Your Derby's always going to be on because of bother. Loads of factors. As I say, it really means nothing. Bother? Hardley ever in the grounds or where the camera's pry.

Baltic is Gateshead

Didnt realise you weren't here. I've seen faithless live twice now, cracking gig.

Give Merseyside away? Give away the grand national Give away the history of the beatles (Cavern Matthew St etc) Give away the most successful football clubs in England Liverpool and Everton won more English leagues than any English city Give away the Royal Brikdale British open Give away the albert dock Give away Newcastle give it to Scotland at least they can understand you Give away ant and dec sounds good to me

Get back with her a few days later? you know, the save money on a present tactic? So what did you do? Yell her that her relationship status should say single?

Krul has often looked good, but I just cant help but think he's still not fully tried for the Prem. Bit of a gamble but I guess they see him day in day out. Forster becomes no 2. Guess we have been spoiled so long having Given/Harper.

Well, I reckon there will be a 50/50 reaction to this one. I think he performed very well for us last season and Id have liked him to stay. Seems typical that after him playing 2nd fiddle to Given for so long, once he gets his shot he is off. Course, more likely it's the club selling him and it would be to a big club playing european football.

5 o clock shadow in that photo ffs. She doesn't always look like one, but in that photo she looks just like a fella in a dress. She does a bit like. Some bloke in a dress with a bit lippy on.

Did he say that or did the papers say he said that? Well, tbf it was on Sky and BBC. Said the police had asked for a news blackout as they also found a recording he made in his tent saying he would go after the public and/or journalists if the news printed lies about him.

Plus the fact he said he would kill more police and public and was armed?

Scattered to the winds please.

Bloke and wife sitting at home. He grabs her arms and pins her down on the sofa. Bloke "I'm bored, fancy playing at Rape?" Lass "No!!" Bloke "Thats the spirit!"

Talk about a face (read: head) for radio

I'm plumbing for around 15th also.

Happy Birthday

Didnt Perch also do quite well as a defensive midfielder? Maybe replacing Butt and giving cover for the back.

I noticed that. Either she is mental, livid or shitting it right now.

Not fucking today

Same reason people watch tv progs with car crashes etc

Currently Planet Rock - Ozzy, Iron Maiden, U2, Def Lepard - canny afternoons listening!