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Unlikely, if he had I've had expected a rise in standard.

This was done on tv a while back Im afraid. Though is was a cow.

Freakish? Dunno what you've been wrapping your mouth around but Id say there were a typical for a lass. Sounds like an excuse to spend the rest of the day searching for nipple pics.

I've never seen her but from what I've been told she's over 25stone, has one eye, greasy hair and smells of wee. That's what Jonny2J told me anyhoo. Oh, and we all realise she must honk of tabs and alcohol. You lying cunt. Aye, you never mentioned the wee like

Freakish? Dunno what you've been wrapping your mouth around but Id say there were a typical for a lass.

The Story of Snakey:

If its trying to duel boot, I think it sounds like it thinks the previous version is still there. Me, Id start again. Is there more than one HD? If its one HD when you install it it should have asked if you were intending to duel boot and you'd have said no. It should then have asked if you wanted to wipe the previous OS and you;d have said yes. I think.

Nowt wrong with them like.

Ah but, as said you cant hide in here what is written as when its locked you can still read the thread.

Aye this could really backfire like. Especially if everyone posted in here giving Rag support and getting behind her . Making you the outcast for wanting to do such a thing to such a loved member of our online community. Shame on you.

Ah but when you lock it you can still read it, just not write in it.

Tick the box

A bloke is standing having a piss when he looks down to his left and see's a bloke who his really small having a piss. He cant help but notice this bloke has a massive cock. The small man catches him glancing and just grins. Small bloke - "Big eh" he says. Big Bloke - "its the biggest dick I've ever seen!" Small Bloke - "Aaah, thats because I'm a leprechaun and we all have big dicks." Big bloke - "Hey I wish I had one as big as that like" Leprechaun "Tell you what, I'll grant you one wish and you can have one this big if you like?" Big bloke - "You would! Oh that would be fantastic" Leprechaun - "But! First you must do something for me to get this wish" Big bloke - "Aye whats that?" Leprechaun - "Let me take you up the arse for 10 mins" Big bloke thinks for a while before saying "Yeah ok, 10 mins I can take for that reward like" So the Leprechaun jumps up and starts taking the big bloke up the arse, 9 mins in he asks "So, how old are you?" Big bloke - "I'm 39" Leprechaun - "...... ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "39? and you still believe in Leprechauns?"

Yeah thats kinda the way |Im doing it now. Pasting on top of the new background as a new layer and erasing the black surround to reveal the correct background. Im sure there is an easier and more accurate way though by using transparency. Like if I made the black transparent so it didnt show when pasted.

Aye, swap deal for Beckham

Anyone tell me how to do this? I have two images. One a foreground image and one a background image. The foreground image has a black background and the background has a red based image. I want to paste the foreground image onto the background image without the black background of the foreground image. Still with me? Good. Now I know I need to use transparency, make the black bit transparent etc but Im not sure how. At the moment Im using Paint Shop Pro. I could prob get photoshop if that can do it easier. Cheers.

But why did Seamus change his name to Shamus? I dont get that bit?

Aye, she'll love Northumberland St like and will go absolutely "wild" in the metro centre.

Ssssh man, pompy are trying to sell him

Fucking anything to have a go at us. Chelsea and Manure are paying players £100k+ all the time yet because we are will to pay £70k it's going to drive up wages and harm the rest of the league. Do me a favour. Its really starting to do my head in. Everywhere I look they are trying to throw shit at us no matter how poorly researched their points are. The more I here the more I want us to pull these things off just to say fuck you. This one? Yeah yeah its our fault.

Was adidas. Bought them for a few months and sold them netting him cool few million profit.

1408 (Directors cut) Was canny in parts, shite in others. Not bad for a Stephen King which often turn out poor for some reason.

Happy Birthday lass.

Wife just rang to say she is stuck up Chopwell. Her car cant get through the snow. So Ive got to go pick her up. Also Billingham is meant to be pretty bad.