The Mighty Hog

Any excuse to post it

Caught something on 5 live saying that H&G have managed to get a judge in Texas to pass a restraining order saying it can't go ahead. Apparently this has RBS and the new owners shitting themselves due to their business interests in the states and not wanting to cross said texan judge.

From Viz's twitter profanisaurus thing: CHILEAN MINER n. Fellatio style where mouth "goes down to the bottom of the shaft & stays there for ages" aka Deep Throat. Made me laugh.

If you've got the cash upfront to buy a phone I'd say do it. Get a sim only deal. I've got a rolling 30 day one with 02 and every once every 12 months you can buy a phone off them at discount. Got my HTC Desire for £285. With longer contracts you end up paying over the odds for a phone when you work it out.

Nucky's girlfriend

Is this that new "cool" song? Heard it tonight. Made for cunts by cunts.

That's so shabbily touched up if there wasn't other photo's I'd be convinced it was a photoshopped nude. (I'd touch her up f'nar-f'nar)

More dignified than Bumfights.

Engagement present? Wtf? Congrats btw. She got a fucking ring didn't she? Being a bit hard on yourself there, mind . Congratulations though.

Was it Graveson who nearly broke Bernards leg a few years ago at Goodison? Or Carsley? Either way they were never appropriately punished. Just while we're raking up the past.

Apparently he is. I didn't notice it until someone mentioned it and even then it's not like it's distracting..

The guy who plays Quinn looks fucking ill like.

Just to continue with the Katy Perry love:

I think everything is "as normal". Not sure about the traditional pubs but the bars and clubs have their usual closing times.

24th is always a big night out. Was pretty dead last year like, so not sure what we'll be doing this time. Xmas day always starts hungover but it's a lazarus-like recovery after bucks fizz and in time for the dinner. Gonna be fairly quiet this time round though as my sister will be going to take her nipper to see her fellas family morning/early afternoon. Flip side is they'll be back for the rest of the day and we have two lots of present opening and to be honest I'm more bothered about my presents going down well with him than anything else. Plus it all distracts from the wank tv in afternoon. Will be putting in an appearence on Boxing Day night which is always heaving round here. But I'm working between xmas and new year, used to hate it but now I like being able to take my holidays when I want instead of having them forced on me when no bugger is doing anything.

Wikipedia & .COM suggest the same. That'll explain the police activity- part of a sheep-bothering ring Allegedly One for the Belta Minge thread, shirley.

Shrewsbury, if FM is to be belived.

Nolan's two penneth: http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Kevin...icle589693.html

Spoiler: The bit where he breaks the news to the kids that their mother is dead while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat with ears is delightfully fucked up.

Once this cat procreates it's the begining of end for the human race.

I'm impressed how he got back from prohibition era Chicago.