Ted Maul

I don't know whether this is embarrasing or just downright racist.... I pointed out to another lad in on my course that Vanilla Ice's and Kim Jong-Il's hair look slightly similar. He starts singing 'Rice, Rice Baby' at the top of his voice only for what seemed like all of the Chinese students in Sunderland to walk past and look quite offended.

That's solved it. Spot on marra

My name was already on it. I'm just making sure it stays there now

I think that was backups to all the tapes and evidence he had against Damon's character. There's a brief mention towards the end of the film but nothing more. I'm talking about the long, slim, brown envelope, he gave to her in person before he went into hiding for a bit. Not the white square envelope containing a vcd he posts to MAAATTT DAAAMON that she opens anyway. That's the one i'm talking about

I can't get sound for videos on YouTube Only just started today, an'aal. Any ideas?

eeerrr...sorry mate, if you look you will see that I was responding to PP bringing it up. And I think it is pretty clear. And I have explained it before. If you don't understand the concept of showing how easily replacing the current board could backfire badly and NUFC are not immune to it then you need a reality check too, unfortunately. Just who exactly is these mystery backers who will have the good of the club at heart and guarantee to win the trophies we have a right to, will always appoint the "right" manager, always have a "plan" [we won't mention Bobby Robson staying 5 years, the youth scheme started by Dalglish which has hardly been a success and the revamped stadium and new training complex will we ?] and guarantee permanent european football to boot ? Do you think the club should stick with Roeder to show they have a "plan" ? Or should they have stuck with Souness and the "plan" ? Serious question. Wouldn't have had to hire either in the first place if they had a 'plan'.

I think that was backups to all the tapes and evidence he had against Damon's character. There's a brief mention towards the end of the film but nothing more.

The Cure - Close to Me

Did that start last week or is it this week? Last week, it was canny. Tempted to drag the Dean Learner avatar out of retirement... PS Best opening titles EVER. It's the way he runs with the plastic bairn and flips that has me giggling like a school girl

Did that start last week or is it this week?

Didn't really have Wor Jackie down as a big hard rock fan, meself.

I'd say Graham Wylie and possibly his mate who owned Sage are the only two people with the money and who care enough to invest. small odds. And if it isn't ? And who told you they might be interested ? Who told you they care ? Or are you just wildly speculating ? While all the questions? Your arse beginning to twitch, Leazes lad? I bet the prospect of a Shepherdless Newcastle must be giving you sleepless nights Unlike you sonny I am realistic enough and not stupid enough to believe that anyone else at all will be better, despite their failings. It is also obvious to anyone with a brain that pointing this out doesn't necessarily mean you think the current board are without fault and there may be better people out there somewhere. The questions are simply because, like some others, mostly bairns I presume, you are just making things up to make your point seem credible. If you say the Sage people are interested, name your source ? Its quite incredible the people on here who slag off posters on NO for being bairns sometimes, because while some posters are young, the same as here, there are a few other posters who are far more clued up and realistic about the club than anyone on here. There you gan, making stuff up again and reading only what you want to. I never once claimed it was nailed on that Wylie was the backer. I said my money would be on him if it was true. I have no source, it was just a shot in the dark due to the description of these so called backers and similar rumours from the past. And unlike you Grandad, i'm bright enough to see how a chairman who helps drag a club from the depths of the lower divisions to top flight football is better than someone who is slowly but surely bringing a big one down. such silly insults from one so intelligent and mature. The gist of my reply remains. You mentioned the Sage people, people like you assume someone out there is better. Others are bright enough to realise life isn't like that, ask your own dad or grandad They might also explain how taking over a bigger fish is far more demanding than a small one, again thats life. Are you supporting a completely different Newcastle United to the one the rest of us are? Have you not had to put up with the dross from Fred that we have over the past 10 years? The constant embarrasing comments, the interfering, the piss poor decisions? When you use 'people like you', does it mean 95% of the NUFC supporting public because I don't think my views differ that much from the majority of supporters. You've almost become a parody of yourself Leazes, you're fucking hilarious I really wish you knew where you got your rose tinted specs from because I need a pair. The Newcastle United I have watched over the past decade has bought major international footballers, played regular european football, and played in 2 FA Cup Finals. Not the best, but only 4 clubs have done better, and if you think this is shit, then I feel sorry for you, because if this board is replaced by an inferior one you have a big shock in store. I would estimate 95% of the clubs current supporters do not know anything other than this, hence their complete lack of a reality check. Shame but I think people like you are hilarious. I see you still don't name who your dream chairman and board is who are waiting in the backround guaranteeing to run the club with it at heart and deliver the trophies you think is your right. Priceless. World class players, Europe year in, year out, two FA Cup finals all count for fuck all if we've not got at tinpot trophy to show for it. It's not exactly what I would call 'success'. I don't think we have a right to win something but after the obscene amounts we've thrown around I think we should be a little closer than we currently are. I really couldn't give a toss about being the fourth best club over the past 10 years because it's exactly that, the past. From where i'm standing now there's a fairly big chance we could be one of the clubs at the bottom battling it out year after year for Premiership survival. The football landscape has changed dramatically over the last few years so you harking back to the days of McKeag to back up your argument wont wash. We are in the here and now and to be honest, Freddy is doing a poor job. We know for a fact there is atleast one consortium out there willing to take the club off his hands and I for one think masive change is needed to stop the rot. As for your last paragraph, I don't know what you're talking about. You've went completely off on a tangent and invented a new quote from me. I never once said anything about a dream chairman or board. I did put forward a name as to who I thought may be behind the bid.

Just got the DVD and it's better than I remembered Sheer fucking genius. Some of Thornton Reed's lines crack me up.... "I've been there hombre, when I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch." EDIT: Like every good thread, some clips from YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqpU1ukPE4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH4_mZh-bj8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn6DT_TELiI

The deserter? Aye.

I'd say Graham Wylie and possibly his mate who owned Sage are the only two people with the money and who care enough to invest. small odds. And if it isn't ? And who told you they might be interested ? Who told you they care ? Or are you just wildly speculating ? While all the questions? Your arse beginning to twitch, Leazes lad? I bet the prospect of a Shepherdless Newcastle must be giving you sleepless nights Unlike you sonny I am realistic enough and not stupid enough to believe that anyone else at all will be better, despite their failings. It is also obvious to anyone with a brain that pointing this out doesn't necessarily mean you think the current board are without fault and there may be better people out there somewhere. The questions are simply because, like some others, mostly bairns I presume, you are just making things up to make your point seem credible. If you say the Sage people are interested, name your source ? Its quite incredible the people on here who slag off posters on NO for being bairns sometimes, because while some posters are young, the same as here, there are a few other posters who are far more clued up and realistic about the club than anyone on here. There you gan, making stuff up again and reading only what you want to. I never once claimed it was nailed on that Wylie was the backer. I said my money would be on him if it was true. I have no source, it was just a shot in the dark due to the description of these so called backers and similar rumours from the past. And unlike you Grandad, i'm bright enough to see how a chairman who helps drag a club from the depths of the lower divisions to top flight football is better than someone who is slowly but surely bringing a big one down. such silly insults from one so intelligent and mature. The gist of my reply remains. You mentioned the Sage people, people like you assume someone out there is better. Others are bright enough to realise life isn't like that, ask your own dad or grandad They might also explain how taking over a bigger fish is far more demanding than a small one, again thats life. Are you supporting a completely different Newcastle United to the one the rest of us are? Have you not had to put up with the dross from Fred that we have over the past 10 years? The constant embarrasing comments, the interfering, the piss poor decisions? When you use 'people like you', does it mean 95% of the NUFC supporting public because I don't think my views differ that much from the majority of supporters. You've almost become a parody of yourself Leazes, you're fucking hilarious I really wish you knew where you got your rose tinted specs from because I need a pair.

I'd say Graham Wylie and possibly his mate who owned Sage are the only two people with the money and who care enough to invest. small odds. And if it isn't ? And who told you they might be interested ? Who told you they care ? Or are you just wildly speculating ? While all the questions? Your arse beginning to twitch, Leazes lad? I bet the prospect of a Shepherdless Newcastle must be giving you sleepless nights Unlike you sonny I am realistic enough and not stupid enough to believe that anyone else at all will be better, despite their failings. It is also obvious to anyone with a brain that pointing this out doesn't necessarily mean you think the current board are without fault and there may be better people out there somewhere. The questions are simply because, like some others, mostly bairns I presume, you are just making things up to make your point seem credible. If you say the Sage people are interested, name your source ? Its quite incredible the people on here who slag off posters on NO for being bairns sometimes, because while some posters are young, the same as here, there are a few other posters who are far more clued up and realistic about the club than anyone on here. There you gan, making stuff up again and reading only what you want to. I never once claimed it was nailed on that Wylie was the backer. I said my money would be on him if it was true. I have no source, it was just a shot in the dark due to the description of these so called backers and similar rumours from the past. And unlike you Grandad, i'm bright enough to see how a chairman who helps drag a club from the depths of the lower divisions to top flight football is better than someone who is slowly but surely bringing a big one down.

I'd say Graham Wylie and possibly his mate who owned Sage are the only two people with the money and who care enough to invest. small odds. And if it isn't ? And who told you they might be interested ? Who told you they care ? Or are you just wildly speculating ? While all the questions? Your arse beginning to twitch, Leazes lad? I bet the prospect of a Shepherdless Newcastle must be giving you sleepless nights

Wasn't he intrested in investing a few years back during the whole ntl fiasco?

I'd say Graham Wylie and possibly his mate who owned Sage are the only two people with the money and who care enough to invest.

It's Blair man, blatently looking to fill his days after he leaves office.

There must be some substance behind it as we all know .COM don't just report any old twaddle. My money would be on Wylie and a local few other folk being the backers if it's true.

Your me beshtest mate *hic* in the whoooooole world.

Just had a night in because i'm completely fucking knacked after yesterday.

Grudge 2 (Yank version) - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain To see for certain what I thought I knew Far far away, someone was weeping But the world was sleeping Any dream will do I wore my coat, with golden lining Bright colours shining, wonderful and new And in the east, the dawn was breaking And the world was waking Any dream will do A crash of drums, a flash of light My golden coat flew out of sight The colours faded into darkness I was left alone May I return to the beginning The light is dimming, and the dream is too The world and I, we are still waiting Still hesitating Any dream will do A crash of drums, a flash of light My golden coat flew out of sight The colours faded into darkness I was left alone May I return to the beginning The light is dimming, and the dream is too The world and I, we are still waiting Still hesitating Any dream will do