Ted Maul

TBH i would prefer it if you would refrain commenting on any many posts Tobais, everything you say is either a lie or a demonstartion of your incpomptent footballing knowledge. He has a point, your post was out of line. Now fuck off.

Tell you Mam to stop going on porn

I'd consider the KKK over what we have now!!! I don't think they'd manage to team who plays in Black and White tbh

I mean, what the fuck!? Not only would he have scored three but stopped Sheffield United from scoring one?

You're fucking joking Real scientific work there boys!

Sky News made a big thing about the Japanese government telling people to 'flee' rather than 'go'.

The bloke is innocent because of the ineptness of the prosecution.

It's hit! All 40cms of it....

Probably. It's a 'suprise' Christmas present for wor lass (I was going to take her to see Mr. Timberlake but at £50 a ticket, he can fuck off). She's got their Best Of... so i'm assuming she's their biggest fan. The only songs I like/have heard are Mass Destruction and Insomnia.

Who else has spunked £62 on tickets to go and see Faithless at the arena? Just me then?

This is probably the only 'reality show' I don't mind (Actually, Unanimous on C4 is the fucking business too!) This year though the 'celebrities' are awful, give me Carol Thatcher any day.

Shinton - *insert woeful joke* smeeagain

Tree goes up about two weeks before Xmas and comes down on New Years day. I'd love to say it's tastefully done but it's just a mish-mash of all the left over tinsel and baubles from past years. It looks a fucking mess.

Runs to an from the bookies for Terry Mac

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off. Point fucking proved So I'm not even allowed to fucking correct it now? Jesus Christ you really are small-minded. The fact of the matter is that rather than let it go you jumped into a topic where you were getting the piss taken out of you for talking about lasses constantly and proved the point by doing it! *big breath* I'm just not going to bother anymore. Who brought it up hmm? Good. Make more YouTube vids, they're funny.

Unless you have a data cable you're up shit creek.

Concurage tbh.

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off. Point fucking proved So I'm not even allowed to fucking correct it now? Jesus Christ you really are small-minded. The fact of the matter is that rather than let it go you jumped into a topic where you were getting the piss taken out of you for talking about lasses constantly and proved the point by doing it! *big breath*

Not quite. Should have read... Brock - "The lass I'm trying to shag is in no way related to this topic. But I do play Ice Hockey!" "....and I was up until 4 in the morning talking to her on the phone"

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off. Point fucking proved

TBH anyones better than that little fat turk muslim we have. This is the icing on the Hitzfeld comment. You're a complete arse. Emre and Parker can't play together, that's a fact.

So he left because Graeme, Dean and Alan ignored him nine months ago? What a piss poor excuse.

Someone playing funny buggers behind the scenes at the club?

Geordie Boy Lee Clark

Fuck off Any particular reason ? I cannit see Ottmar going "Ja, I vill go to Newcastle vhere de chiarman ist veeeeeery controlling and ve vill certainly get relegated" I cannit see Freddy appointing a foriegn manager *spits*