Ted Maul

I shudder to think how I would have coped with my two years of biology, chemistry and maths crammed into one year. If you feel you didn't do very well at college, how is halving the time you spend there going to achieve anything? The fact I didn't do well wasn't because I found it difficult, just because I was bone idle. Alot of the stuff I was taught at A-level I was also taught at GCSE which made me lose intrest fairly quickly. I can only speak from my experience but I think if I spent as much time in college as I did School i'd have been able to perform just as well in my final exams than I did having two years of intermittent learning.

I was bored at work a week or two back so it got me thinking about the education system. Rather than have two years at college there should be a compulsory Year 12 straight after GCSEs (9am-3:30pm, typical school day). Based on what the student wants to study at University they'll get a timetable of 3 subjects (Say the student wants to do Journalism, they can do English Language, Media Studies and History or something along those lines). It would be possible to get the same amount of contact time for a full two years into one year and probably cut out all the shite aswell. I spent two years at college and got precisely fuck all out of it apart from 3 D's. I think they really need to change the way A-levels are taught.

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Atleast I don't knick thread titles from Billy Connolly jokes At least I don't mistake Sean Connery for Martin Jol. Atleast i'm not hung like a Chinese mouse You're a midget though, aren't you? I'm sure you've admitted to being under 5 foot tall. I stand at a very manly 5'11 with a 30 inch waist and slightly less skinnier arms than Mark. How about you?

Atleast I don't knick thread titles from Billy Connolly jokes At least I don't mistake Sean Connery for Martin Jol. Atleast i'm not hung like a Chinese mouse

Atleast I don't knick thread titles from Billy Connolly jokes

So far back in the closet you're in fucking Narnia

Don't believe that HTT actually knew what perpetual meant tbh

Just on the off chance Gemmill's boss walks past again

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Once I sat there in the cinema and pretended to eat noisily (even though I had no snacks) to get the nacho eater in front of me to shut up. .......People have no manners these days and I won't tolerate it!! You're mental, both of yers!

Can of Tetleys

You didn't need to smack them. You could've just went "Hoy, bastids! Stop acting like a couple of chebs or i'll send The Fish round to yer home to eat yers!" You'd have never heard from them again for the whole flight.

Basically confirms everything that I thought. Gemmill is a ponce who wont even say anything to a bunch of badly behaved kids

http://www.willitblend.com I never think i'll have to shred golf balls but it's nice to know the facility is there if I do.

I disagree. Doherty and Barat were a partnership, wheras Simon wrote all the songs iirc. I was being a bit daft but if you want to take it seriously then fair enough.

Doherty is to Barat what Garfunkel was to Simon.

What he said.

Fuck me Pud. You might want to consider moving.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - £12 Ross Noble - Randomist - £14 The Noble DVD is fucking excellent. Four of his full shows on (Newcastle City Hall, Stoke, Birmingham and Melbourne) and tonnes of extras. Even though i'm a massive fan of his i'm still completely amazed at how every show is completely different yet ball achiningly funny He's also getting better at telling genuinely funny stories and not just being zany all the time.

Not down with the kids tbh

Great poet/songwriter but not one that'll be remembered in years to come if he continues down his current road. I still hold out hope that he'll sort himself out and get back with Barat because The Libertines were the most geniunely exciting British band in a good few years. The Babyshambles and Dirty Pretty Things albums are really sub-standard next to 'Up The Bracket' and 'The Libertines'.

When you go to customise your costume click on the colour panel then faff about with the colours. Engrish-eriffic tbh! GLEEN SQWAAAAARK!!!!!

My Grandad is desperate to go and see it He'd shit the bed at half the stuff in it.