Ted Maul

Photoshopped tbh I've got the looks though, marra. Wimmin fall at my feet, although I suppose that's inevitable when I where Chloroform instead of aftershave

To be honest i don think anyone can be arsed to buid a full size Wickerman... Have you not seen the film? Could you personally be arsed to build a wickerman for LM? If Brock was put in aswell i'm sure I could find the time.

No, never been. Probably not really my thing either. I just wanted something comfy for the winter really. Happy Face, them boots are pathetic. Height of style and sophistication these days maboy. Don't care much for Prada. Some clubs wont let you in wearing it, which is a bit shit really. All the classy clubs must be trying to cultivate a Timberland wearing clientele. Is this goign to be one of those things that stick with me like that Blue WKD joke, although I don't even like blue WKD. And your skinny arms

Some smutty Greek playing cards please, Berb

1. Electronic tagging for every member of the public that's unemployed. Their curfew stretches from when the Job Centre opens to when it closes. If they're not in by then i'll give SLP a ring and get him to take Mr. T round their house. 2. Taxi drivers must take a test to make sure they're racist enough. Fuck a sense of direction, they have me howling with laughter after a night out with some of their stubborn BNP-esque views. 3. Renton to be banned. 4. Legalisation of Cannabis, Magic Mushrooms and LSD to those who are in employment. Ofcourse, it'll be taxed to fuck and the money spent on tackling drug dealers. 5. Royal family to be stripped of their wealth and move to a council estate in Washington rigged with cameras. Their lives will then be a bit like the Truman show but with more assaults and alcoholism. EDIT: I know this make six but Brock would be executed under my regime.

Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill

tbh J69, you look just a little bit like Karl Pilkington

Gay one of the wedding crashers maybe!? I'm flattered tbh

Photoshopage tbh

One of them gay sober things that you are.

Great recovery and wants the video to be shown.

STRAIGHT EDGE SOLIDIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

So that means you need to record yourself acting like an arsehole, and put it on the internet? Yes. And I couldn't give a flying fuck what you make of it tbh. What a cunt you are ! GERLD!

Hey if i wanted to get the piss taken out of me for making a slightly off topic post and having a computer that for some reason wouldn't let me put that sig on i'd go to 606. Where not all computer genusies you know Nee English genius either

Jokey answer - Closer by Nine Inch Nails Serious answer - Secret World by Peter Gabriel

I like him aswell. Great T.V. personality and a great article. Ive always liked him. He's his own man that speaks his mind, nowt wrong with that. Speed merchant who doesn't mind people die in road accidents as long as he gets to drive fast.

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I think Brock should do one of those gay Scream videos where he just slags of Gemmill. It'll be funny on two levels then rather than just him being an arse.

I was going to wait for the PS3 but a lad I work with got this deal on a 360. It looks great and ofcourse XBox Live Silver is free of charge. I might be forced to shell out when I get some cash.

Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb

Dirty Sanchez - If you like the program (as do I) you'll absolutely love this. If you hate the program then stay well clear.

The only plus I can really take from that video is it shows how far safety in F1 has came. Over the years since Senna's death there have been some horrific crashes (Brundle at Melbourne, Katayama and the Spa pile up) and not one fatality. It's amazing really.

thats just awful. literally one second he's smiling at the ref and the next he's on the deck dead. players crying, ambulance on the pitch but he's already gone. Heres the F1 video, tis quite shocking though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORs-8GT6SMU Fucking awful that video. At about 4 minutes in where the steward gets hit by the car and just gets ripped to shreds

I like him aswell. Great T.V. personality and a great article.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1645278 I think I'm onto a winner Almost as good as your joke