Ted Maul

Fake tbh

Contract a disease then scuttle her all over.

Cack

I can't believe he's put the King of Spain in ahead of Monty.

I thought he just stopped doing overseas tours because of his age. Might've done, I just heard from someone that he quit because of Sky getting the rights.

The change over to Sky was the reason Richie Bernaud quit wasn't it? I really cannit wait for it to start. I'll listen to the first few overs tonight and then catch up with what happened in the morning since I have Uni at 9. I plan to try and stay up to get most of the rest of test in.

By day he tortures men, by night he grows leeks.

I'm going to Chester with a few people and I know for a fact it's going to be a huge waste of money. I'm really not into going clubbing that much anyway but I have a choice of either that or sitting in the house on my lonesome.

AVAST!!!!!111!!1!

why do you say that? the ozzies are an aging and unbalanced outfit - take warne out of the equation and they're perfectly beatable. a lot will depend on whether a 36 year old mcgrath has the stamina. all our batsmen are in good knick and we've finally got a spinner than can turn the ball. i fancy our chances. The Aussies are aging but they've still got alot of quality players that will bury England alive on our current form. The only chance we've got is drawing the series.

We're fucked tbh

To be fair they haven't claimed responsibility.

GOLD

Constantly. My mouth is a few seconds before my head so it means I say the most embarrasing stuff.

Your Jorman lass start shouting 'Schnell, Schnell!' down the phone at you?

Dyer sounds like he's getting even worse.

I've got the winning ticket.

It's shit the Cornell song. Just because it doesn't have a video where Milian is rolling about in her own filth.

I thought it was shite, bar the movie trailer fella.

The only problems that I found were that it's slightly too long, they didn't develop the character of Le Chiffre well enough and Bond seemed to be more of a hard man than a spy. Apart from that it was fantastic. I'm glad they despensed of the wanky gadget fetish that had dogged the last few Bond films and made it more about the character. Eva Green is sex on legs, an'aal On another note, Chris Cornell did a fucking immense job of singing the theme song. Lovely stuff.

Yep. Very, very good.

City of God - Possibly the best film i've ever seen. Casino Royale - Better than any of Brosnan's efforts, a tad too long though. Mads Mikkelsen is great as the stereotypical white cat stroking baddie.

That's absolutley bastard class, that! nope...it's just plain WRONG !!! Shaddap, woman!

I think Gol gave her it until her flaps were raw tbh

Tell you Mam to stop going on porn