Ted Maul

The exact same thread has gone down a storm on N-O. Apparently Bush is the new Hitler and the world will end soon so there's no point finding a job. Not even as a full-time Hitzfeld-bumming webmaster? HTT has managed to build a shelter out of unwanted Golf course dossiers.

Just saw it today too and I thought it was excellent. Slow to get going but once it was in full flow I was on the edge of my seat.

Cheers all

Where's Baron von Fat? "Hey you guys, whats going on in this thread"

Oh well I knew Douggie was a saint. odd how a bit of factual info has killed off this thread ..... Here's a factual bit of info for ya.... The club is in a worse state now than it was when Fat Fred first became Chairman.

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious. Is she one of those who is intellegent but has bugger all common sense? My last lass was like that. She was fairly clever academically but came out with some stupid shit sometimes. Aye, although I think every woman is tbh. You'll look propa fly in some Timberlands, sonna. Get those bad boys!

Spenky

mufc was around in a different guise a few weeks back. I think his username was FCUnited. Shorty is currently posing as a German exchange student in order to have sex with Brock.

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious. Fucking hell son, some of your language is appauling... You sound like my Nana! "bright as a button". I need to get you street wise again. Fo' sho' Yo got yo Timberland's yet, dawg?

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious.

I've been lucky enough to hear my lass come out with some absolute howlers over the past few months. Here's a few snippits of her wisdom... While at the local pub quiz, a daft question about the nationality of people who live in Sweden or something... Me - Swedes. Her - I think you mean the Swiss? Me - The Swedes come from Sweden, the Swiss come from Switzerland. Her *in a smug, i'll prove you wrong voice* - Ah, where do the Swedish come from then? Me - FFS Halfway through watching Die Hard, she gets completely vexed that an English actor could play a foriegner... Her - The terrorists are German!? I thought they were English! Surely Alan Rickman can't be German!? Me - His characters name is Hans Grüber, love. And he speaks with a German accent. Her - Still doesn't mean he's German. Me - FFS I really don't know how this conversation actually came about... Her - I really thought you had two holes down there. One for the wee and another for the spunk. Me - FFS

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5402018.stm No doubt Rob has alot to say on this so i'll leave it to him.

That thread was gerld

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... 86 actually. Remember we're joint 5th with Aston Villa. Which puts Shepherd on a par with Doug Ellis, something which you are studiously avoiding having to own up to by refusing to set foot in that thread where your silly 5th best on average argument was pulled to bits. no. Joint 5th between 1998 and 2005. I thought you did figures ????? As I explained, Ellis took control of Villa when they had won the League and European Cup. Now they are where exactly, and how well have they done in the 26 - TWENTY SIX - years since exactly ? In answer to the first question - as unlike others I don;t delibrately ignore questions - I have never said at any time that Doug Ellis was the only chairman of any club worse than ours, in fact I have named numerous clubs without hardly drawing breath. Of course, these posts are based on fact, not fiction. Like others do. My "silly" 5th best is a fact. You show me where we aren't the 5th best ? And tell me the clubs that have qualified for europe more than us over the last decade, other than the top 4 ? PS. In answer to the first post, you are being a bit presumptious. What gives you any reason to presume this Yank is going to be better than even Ellis ? He might be a right wanker. And he has made his first mistake already IMO, by offering O'Neill a 6 year contract. I wouldn't do that with any manager, bar perhaps Wenger. I would have offered it to Ferguson, but not now because of his age. I would like to see your reaction if Newcastle offered a manager a 6 year contract, based on an obscure track record, like O'Neill has which is no different to that of Souness. Just think of the bother we would have had getting rid of Dalglish, with a track record that pissed all over O'Neill....although "we can't attract big name successful managers"......... Re your Ellis took over Villa blah blah blah. Shepherd took over Newcastle when they were arguably the second best side in the country. We now can't even finish in the top 6, are a PR disaster, are synonymous with unprofessionalism and have finished outside of the top 10 on a few occasions too. Now that's what I call progress. None of what you've written above takes away from the fact that you've consistently scoffed at people telling them they would perhaps prefer Doug Ellis, and then you've gone on to prove that Doug Ellis has performed exactly the same as Freddy Shepherd. How Villa were when Ellis took over is irrelevant, it's his performance alongside Shepherd during the Premiership years that we're looking at. Your argument is in tatters, and Freddy Shepherd is still a shit chairman. As for Lerner offering O'Neill a 6 year contract - would he be better taking the Freddy Shepherd approach and giving his manager rolling one year contracts, and then announcing at the beginning of a season that he won't be renewing it? Lerner is planning long term, hence the long contract - if a bigger club comes in for O'Neill it will cost them a fortune to prise him away, something which is a distinct possibility and which Lerner has intelligently protected himself against. Long term planning is a concept that is completely alien to Shepherd who prefers the fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants approach to running a business. So you can't answer the facts I quoted that show you up for just being a whinging arsehole taking crap ? I think Gemmill's post blows your 'facts' out of the water tbh. You're talking shite, Leazes.

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Why all the questions? So you can narrow down which of the Pink Floyd albums to list? Was going to go with one or two Roger Waters albums instead tbh

Bugger off, Catholic girl

Got some right fucking hygiene freaks on this board like

By special what do you mean? An album that means something/makes you feel strongly a certain way/reminds you of a special time in your life or just an album that you really like?

I felt always quite awkward in these situations. I willingly pay my umemployment insurance contribution, so that nobody has to do this sort of a job. Strangely, most of those people seem to be black... Racialist tbh

Only after a shite unless I widdle on my hands.

Cunt beat me to it

I don't really want to see Screech's cock. It'll taint so many childhood memories.

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... Is it just me or is Leazes turning into a really bad imitation of himself?