Ted Maul

Contract a disease then scuttle her all over.

Cack

I can't believe he's put the King of Spain in ahead of Monty.

I thought he just stopped doing overseas tours because of his age. Might've done, I just heard from someone that he quit because of Sky getting the rights.

The change over to Sky was the reason Richie Bernaud quit wasn't it? I really cannit wait for it to start. I'll listen to the first few overs tonight and then catch up with what happened in the morning since I have Uni at 9. I plan to try and stay up to get most of the rest of test in.

By day he tortures men, by night he grows leeks.

I'm going to Chester with a few people and I know for a fact it's going to be a huge waste of money. I'm really not into going clubbing that much anyway but I have a choice of either that or sitting in the house on my lonesome.

If they make a formal bid and Shepherd grudingly accepts and walks away from Newcastle, both the club and the city... I'll still be tempted to rustle up a posse and lynch the twat. I'll just let him eat himself to death if he does that.

Give him a break man. Bollocks, at a more professional club the first you'd hear of a signing like that is when the player is photographed next to the manager holding up his shirt with name and number. Fair enough but the 'alert everyone to our targets' comment was a bit daft. I mean, there isn't clubs hiding in the shadows who are going to buy him solely because we were intrested.

Apparently, Oliver also said in this talk-in "You don't want forigners incharge of our club, man" Twat

AVAST!!!!!111!!1!

If true then atleast we tried to get him. He's a class act.

If they make a formal bid and Shepherd tells them to fuck off i'll lynch the twat.

Even more unproffessional from the player you continually defend though. I haven't defended him in this thread. If what Clark says is true then fair enough, he still shouldn't have came out and said it in public.

why do you say that? the ozzies are an aging and unbalanced outfit - take warne out of the equation and they're perfectly beatable. a lot will depend on whether a 36 year old mcgrath has the stamina. all our batsmen are in good knick and we've finally got a spinner than can turn the ball. i fancy our chances. The Aussies are aging but they've still got alot of quality players that will bury England alive on our current form. The only chance we've got is drawing the series.

We're fucked tbh

highly unprofessional it is so then you say Roeder should also be highly unprofessional Roeder could've just kept his mouth shut. What about offering him encouragement ? Is that beyond your thinking ? Lets see now. He says nothing and you would complain he isn't encouraging him. He encourages him and you say he should have kept his gob shut ....... Typical fuckwit statement from a "damned whatever they do" idiot. There's major differences between "Oh, Albert is doing amazing in training, really out of this world..." and then talking to him one on one about it. If you're a professional you'd do the latter, if you're a twat like yourself you do the former.

To be fair they haven't claimed responsibility.

highly unprofessional it is so then you say Roeder should also be highly unprofessional Roeder could've just kept his mouth shut.

It would explain why he is 'Geordie Boy' Lee Clark. EDIT: And anyway, didn't Clarky in this very same talk-in say that he was only sometimes allowed to train with the first team squad since he was reserve coach?

You're a Reading fan, man Brock So you actually believed Charlton could've posed any threat to Reading, when they have all the markings of a mid-table championship side? I'm merely stating the bloody facts. You've completely misread my post. I was just stating the fact that you are a Reading fan and it looked as if you were talking about them from an outsiders perspective.

Highly unprofessional from Clark but if he's not doing the business then fair enough. Begs the question why Roeder was waxing lyrical about him at the start of the season though.

GOLD

Constantly. My mouth is a few seconds before my head so it means I say the most embarrasing stuff.

You're a Reading fan, man Brock