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We tapped him up?

How cryptic. You're not carying his baby too are you? 26069[/snapback] My stories a whole other News of the World front page.

Or if Faye will be sold in January... Wacka Wacka indeed. 26051[/snapback] LOVING the avatar. Especially as it doesn't have to have 'Save Nobby' on it anymore.

The other weird thing is Faye will probably never pass the ball to Owen, unless Michael is behind him. Wacka wacka.

Parker for me. At last a bit of class in midfield, protects the back four, works his arse of, always looking for a splitting pass. Now we have a pacy quality centre forward we might find the Parker-Owen connection works very well. Solano is also important. Yes, he's not the greatest winger in the world, but he knows Shearer's game and Big Al needs all the help he can get at the minute.

I expect the Daily Mail have probably penned a two page essay on why Owen is wrong to come here and predicting it to all end in tears.

Me and the Mrs have a perfect view of the lighting bolts over the sea from our flat. Mental it was, fantastic fork lighting, including one that hit the field next to me. The thunder was mental though, really loud, we thought someones roof had been hit by lighting. Nature, don't fuck with it.

How the mighty have fallen...Bernard to become a hun. Oh dear.

My happiest memory of JJ is yesterday.

He can't tackle, he's lightweight, and he's not the quickest. However, for some reason known only to myself I'm delighted he's back.

I reckon that's it I'm afraid.

I was referring to the fact that it's just possible not all Newcastle fans live in Newcastle! I'm a southern Mag and proud of it. 25079[/snapback] Sorry marra, a lickle joke.

Herbert Kornfeld is still a legend.

Looks very like The Onion to me.

Good luck kidda, at least you can leave knowing that you're in a win-win situation. If we struggle, it's all our fault, if we pick up, you told us so.

How can you fall off something that's wedged firmly up your arse? 25017[/snapback] Ask Jimbo.

Isn't it time for the 'shall I fuck off' poll?

Fuck me, is that for real? A piss take shirley?

I heard Souness in the Press Conference say; 'Michael was my first choice. I put his name at the top of the list of players I wanted and handed it to the chairman who then fell off his chair.' Surely we would have felt the effects of that for miles around?

Fuck off Tottenham Fuck off Tottenham Carry on.

Still won't touch The Sun after that. They could have a full page spread with Garroways norks on full view and I still wouldn't touch it. On a serious note, I'll always remember that day.

From skynews (sorry Rob)

I believe him, nice one mate!

This is Souness's team now, he can no longer argue the point. No excuses, he'll either live or die by results. The next 5 games are winable and therefore crucial to his future imo.

For once my wordsmith friend, we agree.