scotty84

Great to see the roof of the Gallowgate end without a 50 ft S@@@@S D@@@@t logo on top it, now just remove the ones on the side please.

I hope Anita takes this chance with both hands, I really rate him and feel he hasn't been given a fair shot by pardew

I get worried about a midfield with Ben Arfa and Marveaux in it - great going forward but fuck all cover when Santon bombs forward.

This. Gouffran looks comfortable and confident sprinting with the ball at his feet, neither of our strikers today can say this about themselves. Shola hat-trick.

Fulham Arsenal interesting game, largely by the downpour making it quite quick. Torn between this and F1 at the moment, great Q3 at Spa, Hamilton taking pole at the last second.

Glad they put that up, I was starting to wonder why we were erecting a metal gate against a brick wall. Thanks Wonga, confusion avoided

Surely any defender with half a childhood memory should be trying this on a weekly basis when they play at a smaller ground Makes no sense that this isn't a regular scene but I don't think I've ever witnessed it live

Team using all their subs and then their keeper getting injured / sent off and an outfield player having to 'glove up'

and now Ben Affleck is Batman in the next Superman movie. Nothing makes sense anymore.

"Fans were witnessed ordering multiple pies at around the 70 minute mark, which would later be used to pelt their own team at the full time whistle."

was just going on to post this. Can't believe we're not going in for this sort of player.

Lee Ryder spouting nonsense that he may start at the weekend.

heart say 2-0 win, head says 1-1 ultra tense draw. Glad Carroll isn't fit or he would be having a field day with us, mind you, Nolan will probably nick one.

apparently Siri is a Newcastle fan now. http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/apple-iphone-personal-assistant-siri-trolls-newcastle-fans-with-her-response-about-which-team-she-supports/

Didn't catch too much of the game - Home Alone was on film 4, and everyone knows you can't just switch home alone off. Seen a couple of headlines about Lambert having a go at the ref - was he really that bias?

Last time I was at Villa I was in the home end with a villa supporting mate, when Keegan was in the beginning of his second spell on charge. we went 1 up with Owen scoring and I had to do all I could to stop myself from jumping up and down. Anyway, people soon cottoned on to the fact I wasn't a brummie, we got beat 4-1 and spent the majority of the game listening to chants mocking Keegan. Never again will I sit in the wrong end to watch a match, too damn hard to contain the emotions!

Norwich sign Johan elmander on loan for the season. he's getting on a bit now and I couldn't really remember much about his time at Bolton, so i Youtube'd him and this video popped up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5IOpSvVXE straight away, what fucking awful defending!

Hoping arsenal get tonked tonight, love seeing Wenger about to cry in the dugout. I usually want most English teams to win when in Europe (well, baring Liverpool), but after this week I'd love to see arsenal not reach the group stages.

it even makes 101greatgoals! http://www.101greatgoals.com/gallery/gimages/image/a-newcastle-fan-meets-joe-kinnear-is-told-toon-will-have-three-new-signings-by-saturday/#.UhRYQJnNTFE.twitter I'm off to spread some footy rumours and see which websites pick up on it....

Cheers for the llink. "board meeting on Ashley's boat in St tropez" FFS flying out to the south of france for a piss up and drunken chat about what to do next.

Finished Orange is the New Black last night, gutted there is only one series so far! I'd definitely recommend it to anyone with Netflix, entertaining stuff.

Doesn't look like you were carrying a load of fat or anything like that so to lose over 2stone is impressive! I generally stay around the 13st whether I exercise or not, but I totally notice the definition (and i say that quite loosely!) in my stomach / chest disappear if i don't exercise for a few weeks.

Puts my routine to absolute shame at the moment!

Agreed, think he'll be off to PSG, especially if Arsenal falter against Fenebache tonight. PSG can offer him regular champions league football and a regular slot into the France team, Arsenal won't make top 4 this season with or without him.