Tom

I would have forgiven you for taking an AR15 to work tbh

It seems like they’ve listed about 6 proper anxiety triggers without even realising it. Office Gossip “they’re not fucking happy with this furlough shite and are gonna be bringing in mandatory paycuts & some redundancies...oh and apparently that blokes an alcoholic” Hearing an alarm etc etc

The idea of going back into the office fills me with a deep sense of dread. I can do my job from home, why waste petrol?

He should know that sky are just cashing in on it anyway

No wonder he bit i you if you called him a clown.

I’d be fuming at that. What did they catch, Nemo!?

Does IPA stand for “Injury prone arsehole”?

Once they don that Everton shirt they’ll go to shite.

Yeh but a lot of British people think that about Britain. Although we also won two world wars so SUCK IT you sandal wearing gimps.

Absolute scenes next time we play Greece. Fans with daft Murals of Aristotle, launching olives at each other.

Happy Birthday Mate

Jesus wept

Aye those were bleak times I remember watching friendlies on periscope

Cheers Matthew

Looks like we’ve got the weather for a change.

Piers Corbyn is as mad as fuck an all like

Remember the golden pre season rule. If you get beat it’s a meaningless friendly

It’s fairly easy to watch a match that’s not on TV, It just depends if you want to put yourself through it.

These records aren’t hard to break when they’ve been out of the top flight for 18 years.

Made a hell of a difference for us tbh

I don’t understand the midgie problem : A. A bottle of insect repellent costs fuck all B. They come nowhere near fire.

That’s a funny looking European Cup arsenal have won.

I think I’m going to buy the copies of the rare Boss pedals just to have them in the armoury, even if it’s not something I’d traditionally use. There’s surely got to be a point where Boss say “fuck this”, reissue the pedals through Waza Craft and take some legal action.

Sounds like a discount tennis racket brand.