Tom

Yeh fam, she peng innit blud?

I can’t remember ever hearing a decent pundit on Soccer Saturday. Kammy was a laugh & occasionally Stelling comes out with something worth listening to but most of it is just ex pros talking absolute shite. “Kammy, theres been a P45....bit who to!?”

Dem Buns

Oh aye, he’ll be digging his claws in. Personally I’m expecting a right wing reaction to the rise of left wing voices and possibly a shock win for Trump.

Yep. That government was evil. From the day they set foot in the door they were laying into the poor & vulnerable whilst the Lib Dem’s were holding their coat. Cunts to a man.

Cameron was pure evil tbh

Trump will win & if he doesn’t they’ll keep up the daily riots.

125m

Fallguys Class fun with some friends.

Gayle/Carroll/Joelinton as a strike force gets us relegated. It was okay last year when we fluked a good few results but it won’t happen twice. We need some serious signings & if that’s the not the case we’ll be in bother from the off.

GET THE LOANS IN! HOWAY THE LADS

I’ve got a load of my own pedals but if you let me know what you’ve got/price I’ll have a think. They’re so cheap you may as well buy them first hand. Messaged my sister before, says she got the delay for £10 on eBay

Aye Tyson seems canny enough these days, he’s put some rough times behind him & it’s certainly changed his demeanour. Yeh I imagine his Dad knocks people out on a daily basis for fuck all.

That’s what I was thinking. The blokes a lunatic “aahhm a fightin’ man & ahl fight any impressionist, any place any time”

Hung like a Chinese mouse’s eggs....

I found this video quite interesting. I’d been helping my sister move house and whilst she’s on with it she’s left her guitar gear with me, not trusting the storage space. Fair play. (She has a Squier worth about a grand ) So normally I get the Microsynth out and have a blast of that because it’s great fun. I noticed she had a Behringer Delay, which Id never seen before. I’d assumed it would be absolutely shite but plugged it in and it’s absolutely belter. I’d always though Behringer made cheap shite, so I googled to check if they’d suddenly started making expensive pedals. The pedal cost £21 . It genuinely goes toe to toe with pedals ten times the price. Definitely something I’m going to explore and I’m feeling a bit of a tit with my £400 Fuzz pedal,

I’m most sure I’ve seen Taylor get favourable treatment before, you see dodgy judges all the time but I think it’s maybe unconscious bias this time. Just watched the Whyte fight back and it’s no wonder he wants a rematch as soon as possible, he absolutely bossed it & Povetkin was shaking like a leaf walking back to his corner after the first round. So does this mean Povetkin is free to open negotiations with Fury? Would be some canny retirement money...

I missed pretty much all this test. Checked the score and got some on the radio... As much as I wasn't expecting a result pretty much as soon as I got back through the door and put the cricket on they sacked it off

Here man, I have probably helped some plants grow there.

Ive never really listened to Haim. Because they’re shit.

You dig a hole....then shite into the hole and bury it

I made myself a guitar out of parts the other week. I used a screwdriver and everything.