Tom

Class

For a man with that kind of money its quite a shite car tbh (oh and the colour + behaviour is exactly the same as my Craig Gardiner story)

England score a penalty, Iceland sky one

Kyle Walker sent off

Iceland, who seem to have the population of Iceland behind the ball.

Jeez this match is dull. It may have been a different affair had Kane’s goal stood but still this is the pits.

I seen about 5 people going into shops without masks yesterday. Probably not realising that the mask is to protect others from them. Selfish pricks.

I’ll make sure to crouch down.

Well that was fun

What a win!

I cannit see Geoff!! *drives off*

Byker Gove tbh

Fucking hell man

It’ll be like North Korea in a few years. Trumps everywhere, his freaky sons, his insane daughter.

It’s really not

I hadn’t eaten meat for about 18 months but ended up eating it during lockdown. Felt guilty as hell at the time

They’d be all the wrong contracts though, that’s how the government works. ”yeh Dettol yeh? You’ve got shares....no....yeah.....& just give em £1bn of a border patrol contract, anyway got to go pal, need to talk to a McDonald’s about a PPE contract”

How are we led by such freaks?

Same I’m working from home but fuck me it’s depressing. The only thing more depressing is the thought of going back with all the yellow and black tape etc

They’re evil machines when they go wrong like. Mine started leaking like fuck in February at about 2am. Leaked down into my kitchen, ruined the ceiling. I was trying to fix it and it just meant a jet of water would spray violently from another place. Eventually settled on a bucket I had to keep emptying as the stop tap is in a truly stupid place. It was like a scene from a comedy.

Yeh I always know my decorating is going well when I break the boiler.

Pics or gtfo.

I’m scared for this fret job. Go outside and chop some wood instead He-Man