Tom

I like how JUST as we were taking the piss something funnier happens

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA

This is funnier than I could have imagined Crypto ffs

“I want ever single Londis on wearside fully stocked up with blue pop and white lightning…then make up some kind of takeover rumour & see what we can sell...blokes from then UAE or something…We’ve just invested in a pet crematorium so the more the staffies are given the better”

That Satori fella makes me laugh The only difference between him and Gandaft is that Satori is probably quite good at conning people. “he’s richer than Ashley marra, aaahl of Uruguay are gonna invest in waaah marra” Fucking idiots.

Im starting to think these “takeover rumours” may just be The Don & Charlie Salmon Pants making things up. Either that or our favourite cabal of shady businessmen….

What makes them think we’ve all got a stonk on for stadium bands ffs? Honestly wouldn’t watch either of them for free. Piss poor organisation & about £6 a pint in a 90 minute long bar queue. No thanks. That’s before you get onto the music…..

“how Kay-ul fuckin love yee marra, will yar mind signing me staffies collar? Callum loves yeee an arl like”

Have you seen the roads around there? I don’t think they’ve been painted since the 1960s. Anything faster than 15mph feels like a risk

“KLD” the “MLF” given an 8 week driving ban after being clocked going 110mph. He’d probably been to a local food bank & drove off with a boot full of scran before those in need could get it. Also I know a lad who got about 3 years for similar….8 weeks!?

You had to pay before you could use blockbuster & you can share your Netflix login loads

thank u m9

He was being satirical for what it’s worth He’s 40 himself ffs

That white Duplantier signature looks quality tbh! Not keen on the natural finish one. Yeh tbh this FR is good fun for sonic daftness, even diving a couple of notes in a pentatonic run is good fun. Before you get on to the harmonics/dive bombs etc

Fucking hell

I don’t know who many of these players are or what they’re like so I’m just going to enjoy the ride

Hendrick for fucks sake The skid marks of the Ashley regime won’t be gone overnight but it’s crazy thinking about genuinely shite players who are on “inflated wages”. We might be better off paying them off tbh

HOLY SHIT

It’s a So Cal style 1 - which is basically a Stratocaster I suppose. I tried a dearer charvel guitar with the modern heel carve & fancy Jack input but it didn’t sound half as good as this one. Also the floyd rose on it is absolutely class, used to playing shite ones. Spotted a Jap Fender strat with basically the same set up twice the price on guitar guitar. I’d bet on the charvel being better (despite being owned by fender)

Remainers ffs Its like being ran by the Kremlin.

The accent absolutely destroys me every time

Vic & Bob taking the piss out of the mackems

Nobody is forcing you to watch the P-Jizzle mate.