Tom

Just take some Polish cans and multipack crisps and bring the tone right down. First of all eat all their food and then start going on about how the Duchess of Cambridge is a bit of a tart and you reckon she’s proper filth. Then ask why Andrew isn’t there and say it’s nothing nothing to do with Covid and Liz should kill him like she did Diana. (Who was also filth) Then you won’t get invited back. Or at least I’m not expecting an invite.

Jeeeeez Owen is dull.

He’s absolutely gash like

I think this may be the best day of my life lol it plays like a £2000 guitar and my mind is absolutely blown

Jesus Christ this thing is good 😳 Absolute shred machine

for fucks sake

Potts at it again

It went down hill the second I opened the celebratory can. Pretty much like the rest of my life.

pivot

I mean he’s from North Shields ffs, what else is he?

Matthew Potts chasing a fifer on debut. Sensational.

Their hatred of Sam Fender is so funny. “he’s not even a Geordie” they say

The funny thing is, if Mauriss got his shit together a leveraged buyout would have shot through. We’d have been absolutely fucked, probably worse than under Ashley.

This has been a lovely start

Sam Fender, Jeff Beck & Johnny Depp on the piss in the bridge hotel tonight What the fuck

I wonder if Olly Holt will be going…

It’s a bit of a sad life isnt it? Making up shite on the off chance it might be right and people will give you some e-likes. People who are au fait with internal club affairs tend to keep their mouths shut, not blab about it on twitter

“They’re getting excited again….and we’ve already done that seat replacement thing….what’s the funniest Ponzi scheme we can think of? Ideally something to delay plans for next season & defer investment from Jackie Whites fish market”

He’s got loads of friends man.

Imagine if it’s Gandaft. That would be sensational. Likewise anyone with dirty money would be absolutely hilarious.

Played an Oculus Quest at the weekend. Absolutely insane, i played a Star Wars game that was so immersive and as mad as fuck.

Watched this match down south. It was so weird, a few neutrals enjoying the game, some southern liverpool fans and a lot wanting them to lose. My & my cousin pretty much agreed after 20 minutes that R Madrid were gonna pinch it. Liverpool could have played till midnight and not scored. One of those nights.

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/emirati-court-sentences-foreigners-death-murder-80430452 🤷🏻‍♂️ Add that to the list alongside “starving children for profit” that are ok to for football clubs to do