Tom

I don’t know who many of these players are or what they’re like so I’m just going to enjoy the ride

Hendrick for fucks sake The skid marks of the Ashley regime won’t be gone overnight but it’s crazy thinking about genuinely shite players who are on “inflated wages”. We might be better off paying them off tbh

HOLY SHIT

It’s a So Cal style 1 - which is basically a Stratocaster I suppose. I tried a dearer charvel guitar with the modern heel carve & fancy Jack input but it didn’t sound half as good as this one. Also the floyd rose on it is absolutely class, used to playing shite ones. Spotted a Jap Fender strat with basically the same set up twice the price on guitar guitar. I’d bet on the charvel being better (despite being owned by fender)

Remainers ffs Its like being ran by the Kremlin.

The accent absolutely destroys me every time

Vic & Bob taking the piss out of the mackems

Nobody is forcing you to watch the P-Jizzle mate.

Yeh but I think the headband completes the look

Looks like he’s recovering from some kind of very intrusive brain surgery.

Hopefully the future is bright for Root & being free of the captaincy will help him.

Just take some Polish cans and multipack crisps and bring the tone right down. First of all eat all their food and then start going on about how the Duchess of Cambridge is a bit of a tart and you reckon she’s proper filth. Then ask why Andrew isn’t there and say it’s nothing nothing to do with Covid and Liz should kill him like she did Diana. (Who was also filth) Then you won’t get invited back. Or at least I’m not expecting an invite.

Jeeeeez Owen is dull.

He’s absolutely gash like

I think this may be the best day of my life lol it plays like a £2000 guitar and my mind is absolutely blown

Jesus Christ this thing is good 😳 Absolute shred machine

for fucks sake

Potts at it again

It went down hill the second I opened the celebratory can. Pretty much like the rest of my life.

pivot

I mean he’s from North Shields ffs, what else is he?

Matthew Potts chasing a fifer on debut. Sensational.

Their hatred of Sam Fender is so funny. “he’s not even a Geordie” they say