Kid Dynamite

I hope hes shit. Cos at the minute we have one of the worst defences in the league and unlimited funds apparently. And Spurs have just spent ngh on £20mil on 2 defenders

Its hard to know what to say after that. We stifled them for large parts of the game, and even controlled the game for some of the second half. No mean feat against the top team in the league. But then we never looked in danger of scoring, and havent for a number of weeks now. And our defence, although good for most of the match, still looked shaky at times. Ps, givens fault for flaminis goal, should have caught it in his box

You sent that to NUFC.com didnt you

Why are we debating a 2 weekold article?

I cant believe we havent found a creative midfielder yet. Every ex player, journalist and fan knows thats what we are lacking and you cant tell me there isnt one player in the whole world who could have joined us! yes we dont want to buy shit for the sake of it, but buying no-one could have a negative effect. The numpty fans will be on KKs back in 3 months if we are still playing shit, the press will be all over him like a rash and tbh i cant see Kev putting up with it by the end of the season.

Erm, not very much kevin if im going to be honest. Im not very fast, i cant dribble, i dont score goals and im not very good at tackling. Could be the same conversation with Smith, Butt, Geremi, Barton, Viduka, Shola tbh

If this comes off it will be great. No doubt the papers will be full of shit tomorrow though about how it will never work etc

I've never known one knowledgable football fan with a mackem accent. Wise loves Keegan because he took him to Euro 2000 aged 34. Wise isnt signing Keegan though is he? Hew man yee kna lyke. Does that make me a better fan now?

WTF Indeed! I can only think Keegan has become mates with him over the years and there is a bit of nepotism at play.

I forgot losing and pissing off the one or two half decent managers that they managed to appoint too. Wankers. Some people just don't have a fucking clue. Even more astounding is they won't even be told either, when it is patiently explained to them with facts to back it up. Embarrassed by the last decade ? Give me a fucking break. Either way i fucking love being a Newcastle United fan. The press can say what they want and it annoys me but it doesn't change who i am. well, we are born into it. That wasn't aimed at you by the way. Durham and proud man Same village as Sir Bobby What, Sacriston?

Never realised you were a Mackem Just how regular were you then

Fuck it then, wel have Paul Ince, Nigel Clough and Fergies kid in while we are on!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...15/sfnlei15.xml Broke his own team mates jaw in a proven unprovoked attack. Not really the actions of someone I want to be overseeing our whole club

Good to see that Freddy is a full blown alcoholic then! Sam Fox came across pretty well imo. I dont know what she is doing with that old moose though!

Some fucker won £19million last night!

A lad i play football with knows terry macs son, so take this with a pinch of salt , but apparently talks with Woodgate were a bit of a mare with him playing the big I am and letting us know he was doing us a favour coming to us. So when his demands werent met he decided spurs would meet them instead. He also said we are in advanced talks with Beckham in Africa!? Might be shit but if it happens them I am ITK!!!!!!!!!!!!

His brother plays in my sunday league. Hes off to Holland after the African Nations for trials apparently. Dont know why, he was gash against us!

Now listen! He was just having a sleep on the side of the road ok! I mean when you have millions in the bank why pay £30 for a travelodge

You just know if we sign no-one in january and continue to play with the lack of goalscoring and creativity we are showing at the minute, by the end of the season the 20'000 numpties that have season tickets at st james will be on his back and want someone else. Then Kevin will take a huff and leave!

The fact that the fuckers at the BBC and Sky thought i would rather watch Middlebrough VS Mansfield than Liverpool Vs Havant!? As much as the papers are going overboard with their coverage of this i couldnt believe the biggest draw in recent years wasnt even televised!?

What a pile of shit stiring crap. Even if its true, so what!? Have the previous 10 years of daily training gone out of the window because keegan didnt say 'James you need to try and cross the ball, alan you need to try and put it in the net, claudio you need to stop it going in our net. . . .' I can just imagine the look of sheer horror on their faces as he said 'go and do what we have been doing in training all week, you all know your jobs, now lets go and win this game' ''But Kevin, what the fuck am I meant to do if they get a corner!!!??'' edit - And as for Woodgate, Is Coke a bit easier to buy in London or something? WTF was all that 'il be back' shit about if we offer him a contract and he bombs us out!?

This jokes been done to death now mind!

Id like to think Keegan had his eye on one or two others he prefered and fancies his chances of getting them instead

I think Woodgate would compliment Taylor well. And if he manged 3 out of every 4 games like he has at boro id still have him here!

Yes please. Tbh offer enough money to Blackburn and Bentley is ours, Im talking £15mil+, and offer Defoe a decent enough salary and the little mercenary would be on the first plane up here.