Kid Dynamite

Miles offside. 2 hopes of Wood, Richie and Murphy scoring 2 goals here

The Royal Family bores me tbh, but I've never particularly had strong opinions on Harry and Meghan. He seems reasonably down to Earth and she seems fairly normal and successful in her own right. Cant help feel it's a bit unnecessary to publicly announce details of your first shag, your drug use, how much of a knob your Brother is and the fact you killed 25 people in the army though...

It's been the longest thigh strain in history. He was in Saudi last month with the squad so I assume he's been back in training for a while

Not sure if Tielemens personality fits the group mind. Comes across as a bit of a prima donna and he will no doubt be asking for £200k pw

Why doesn't it surprise me in the slightest that CT can't be arsed to read subtitles

Jammy bastard https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/20954153/david-haye-throuple-una-healy-sian-osborne/

Always helpful when the owner of the biggest social media platform in the world, uses it to push his political opinions

Nah, I was in work saving lives, as per

Looks like we've found Trippier's understudy https://www.newcastleworld.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/done-deal-spanish-journalist-claims-newcastle-united-are-close-to-new-january-signing-3973906

Stinger

It's getting to the point where I'll be disappointed if we don't finish in the top 4 If Spurs and Man U win their game in hand we are only 2points off slipping to 5th. Could do with putting a couple of wins together against the shite coming up

Makes up for getting shafted against Liverpool

Remember when divvys were saying Howe couldn't organise a defence? https://amp.theguardian.com/football/blog/2021/nov/08/eddie-howe-tough-task-newcastle-manager-defence

Lampard getting sacked tonight?

Saka has the beating of Dan Burn here mind. No way ASM was starting today

Eddie clearly doesn't fancy him. Apart from ASM we have fuck all on the bench mind

They were genuinely better commentating than Souness, Murphy, Jenas etc

Liverpool have conceded 4 this half Sheer luck they are only 2-0 down. And Brentford are missing their best player We need to go all out this transfer window with Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea all imploding

What have I missed here?

Im up for lashing yous all over at 5 aside

Me neither. If Isak and Wilson can stay fit I'd don't think Wood will get much game time. And I'd prefer the likes of Kuol and Anderson to get 10mins at the end of a game. Wood works hard and seems like a nice bloke, but if Wilson had played 90mins yesterday we'd have won that game

Your segue from folks wanting 3 new players in those positions being unrealistic, to we might get 3 new players in those positions ...

He can't be any fucking worse than Wood. I'd be shipping out Murphy or Fraser and getting Kuol on the bench for the 2nd half of the season

Came out the next day the bald lad "helping" the kid was the Nephew of the auld bag trying to nick it off him. I think there was a bit of revisionism going on from him when it was all over social media