Kid Dynamite

My mate has had a season ticket for 12 seasons. Didn't get a cup final ticket. Yet members who went to a cup game have got one?

Quite true It's a shite, 90s, Michael Scott esque joke that would probably get you a disciplinary hearing in the NHS

The issue with Bruno is he's our best DM and gives our CBs an out ball from defence. He's also our best AM and can spot passes no one else can. Take him out of the team and it fucks is going both directions. We need someone else as good as him in either position so Willock/Ciggy become squad players, not starters.

The fume over tickets is unreal. NUST can get fucked, but it didn't matter what the club did, it would have been wrong in the eyes of anyone who didn't get a ticket. Im watching it in town. Get to see the Bigg Market get smashed up if we win or lose 👍

Speaking of cunts, I went to watch the match at Shark Bar last night and was stood next to CraftyWank

Bruno is our most creative midfielder so with him missing we look light on ideas going forwards. ASM is on his way out and will be replaced by Gordon in the coming games. Our main target in the Summer needs to be a Willock replacement at ACM. Maddison would fit the bill. Longstaff and Joelinton can do the dirty work but are unlikely to get many assists. Wouldn't be surprised to see Targett win his place back when he's fit too. Our squad is 6th-10th realistically. On a par with West Ham, Leicester etc. We are punching above our weight atm and the squad overhaul is going to take 2 or 3 seasons

I see Southampton have sacked their David Brent/John Carver hybrid manager

How is that not a penalty for Chelsea!?

Herons do these for £2 a pop. One of the nicest microwaveable curries you can get and not massively unhealthy https://www.eden-farm.co.uk/ef-71833-bistro-chicken-curry-350g.html

As long as they don't speak to NUST about how to allocate all of the new season tickets! Better get myself a membership next season just in case

Shows the challenges in confirming and sharing accurate info during a disaster crisis. Hopefully he's in hospital, because if not you have to wear the worst by now. Im sure he was married to an English lass when he was playing for us? Hopefully she and the kids are safe

Whats Parky up to these days?

She's married to a Mackem. I was at a New Years Eve party with her once. Pretty sure she lives up here now

Erm...

Bad news

I hope Isak starts. I know Wilson scored but he also missed 2 other good chances and has 1 goal in 10 whilst we have a £60mil striker on the bench.

I see Chester Le Street's most famous son, Andrew Tye, won his 4th BBL yesterday for Perth Scorchers ☀️

Aye, starting to look like 5th place for us if we don't start putting some wins together

I'm in a crippled mood! Carried 2 pinballs downstairs yesterday as the bairn announced she wanted the spare bedroom as her playroom. Woke up with my back in bits this morning. She then asked if we could paint the walls 4 different colours "like a rainbow". Backs doubly in bits now and the wife isn't happy she's lost her conservatory (that she hasn't sat in since we moved in )

I reckon the plan is Gordon on the left, Joelinton and Longstaff sitting in the middle and Bruno playing the creative midfield role

The dirty bastard

Wilson should be burying that

On the plus side, we had a bad day, were missing Isak and Bruno and still bossed possession, got a point and were pushing for the win

Lacked some composure in the middle without Bruno. ASM did very little. Gordon injected a bit of spark when he came on. I still think we missed a trick not getting a creative midfielder this window