Kid Dynamite

Reading Lemmy's autobiography from 2002. He predicted COVID!

It's fairly clear that if the secretary she accidentally emailed hadn't raised the issue, Cruella wouldn't have mentioned it again. It's a tale as old as time with this one government. Ignore as long as you can, then say sorry when forced too, then insist it's all put behind you, then eventually fall on your sword when the public outcry gets too loud to ignore.

More coming out about Suella Deville's email scanda. Apparently her initial response to sending a confidential email to some random secretary was "sorry, please delete". She was then advised by one of her own MP's that this wasn't sufficient and she should formally report the breach herself. This took her 4 hours, despite her resignation letter suggesting she'd spotted her own mistake and "rapidly" owned up to it.

Rhodes town is lush for a day out. We did Lindos 3 years on the bounce with the whole family and stopped here https://www.bluemarelindos.com They advertise it at mental prices but I'm sure we paid something like €3000 for 10 days for the 9 of us

If Wilson stays fit then Isak is going to have a hard time getting back into the team. 26 goals in 53 games for us. And half of those were playing Bruce Ball.

Lindos in Rhodes is nice. Jet2 do flights from NCL

So Elon Musk tweeted and deleted that Nancy Pelosi's husband was assaulted by a gay man he picked up at a bar He's going to run Twitter into the ground isn't he!

Been teaching a bunch of North/South Americans how to play football properly in Mexico this week

I'm only offended that your craic is lifting if you're going to take the piss then make it original you fucking repetitive bore

Did I fuck your Mam or something?

Aye, but ASM is fit for the LW now fortunately

Watkins international career ended today

Joelinton everywhere today! Tite is an idiot if he takes Fred to the World Cup in his place

Mackems 2 points above Boro. Who are in the relegation zone

New album out by Pity Me's finest https://www.upsetmagazine.com/features/martha-interview-nov22

That was the joke bright spark

I don't remember posting that...?

It's a lazy trope that having schizophrenia means you have a "split personality" I expected better from you

Joey's clearly just returned from a David Brent motivational seminar

I'd be kicking the telly in if we had a 95th min winner ruled out for this

Winger first and foremost. ASM is permacrocked are Murphy and Fraser are crap

The difference with Wilson is he puts in a shift for us, scores goals and doesn't bang on about how much he loves his former clubs. Fans will give players plenty of leeway if they turn up on a Saturday

I meant in the sense that 2/3rds of her MPs didn't want her and would be working against her from day one

There's roughly 200,000 Tory party members. Some of those would see a leadership election as Brown vs White/Indian vs British. There's probably some overlap in that group with people too old to use a computer to vote, so it may even itself out

It's not binding though. Ultimately, if she gets 100 nominations the choice goes to the party members