Kid Dynamite

We can't defend and we can't attack when we play any team who isn't relegation fodder. Leeds win tonight and we are 8 points adrift. If we don't take 6 points from our next 2 games then we are knackered

Has anyone survived after 13 games without a win?

Hopefully that's a 442 and not 532 with a RB at centre half and a winger at RB

Clearly running out of things to talk about on his vlog

And I thought I had problems!

Ghostbusters 3. Panned by the critics. Who don't know what the fuck they're talking about cos it's mint!

Some seriously uncomfortable looking ladies in that video Who doesn't love a bit of unsolicited touching up!

This came out when the Reubens were first mentioned a couple of years back. Not great, but as Fish says, there's not many Labour voting billionaires looking to buy football clubs

He would, but unless we triple his wages you would imagine one of the other "Top 7" (😉) would be a more attractive option than a relegation fight with us

The fucking cheek You must be pushing 40 and you had a total meltdown on here cos your lass flung you for her ex!

You've lost me?

Milan joint top with 40 year old Ibrahimovic scoring 2 this weekend. He's some boy like. - Only player still going who's scored in the 1990s, 2000s, 2010s and 2020s. - Currently playing his 23rd season - Scored 30 goals in 44 games for Milan since he's gone back. - If he gets to the World Cup with Sweden he will be the 2nd oldest outfield player in history, behind Roger Milla

We need to finish ahead of 3 from Norwich, Burnley, Brentford and Watford I reckon

I thought you weren't getting the booster anyway?

My main concern is that the shite around us, Norwich, Burnley, Brentford, Brighton, Watford etc have all hit purple patches at the same fucking time! Any other season as some of that lot would be struggling to get 30points

But likewise, if we can convince ASM, Wilson, Willock, Almiron etc. to spend a season in the championship then we should walk it. And Howe has experience down there

Trying to put a positive slant on things, we've lost to: Chelsea, Spurs, Man Utd, Wolves, West Ham and Villa... Given West Ham and Wolves are flying in the top 6, there's only really the Villa match that stands out as a bad loss. The other 6 games we've played teams in and around us and not been beaten off any of them. And if we had attacked in those games like we did yesterday we probably would have won 3 or 4 of them. You can thank the fucking awful, 30% possession Bruceball tactics for where we are currently. The Norwich and Burnley games are big and we need to hope another week or two of training (and Dubravka coming in) will stand us in good stead

I've never seen Shelvey run as much as he did today. Chasing back at full speed on 85mins

Aye, the worry is Brentford at home is probably the 37th or 38th easiest tie we will have this season. And we still didn't manage a win. The January transfer window will make or break us IMO. We may have to chuck some silly contracts about to convince good players to join a club in dire straits

You what 😂 Why would we replace Joelinton after his best game for us?

Of all the weeks to drop points. Every fucker above us won or drew. Leeds win tomorrow and we are 7 points adrift. Priortity in January needs to be a keeper and a commanding centre half. 2 full backs that aren't wingers would be good too. Shelvey, Joelinton and ASM were the best players by a mile today. Joelinton did everything today, except being able to make a decision in the final 3rd

I see Castore have released a new limited edition strip. I quite like it! Stitched badges too

He's definitely got a speech impediment, which may be an issue for a lad that wants a career in broadcast media Also, this is just fucking stupid

What a bunch of wrong un's.

Close enough