Kid Dynamite

Man Utd agree a deal to sign one of the best players in the world in 24hrs. NUFC still floundering 2 months into the window

Also spotted this today. Said without a hint of irony by Kazumi Squirts

I see this sad sack has graduated to full blown racist

Just watched it this morning. The Werewolf transformation scene would stand up in 2021. Mad that it's older than me! My uncle let me watch it when I was 5. I didn't sleep for a week. For years my dad took great delight in waiting til I got to the top of the stairs at bed time, flicking off the lights from downstairs and singing blue moon. Cue me running back down, 3 steps at a time

Only just realised Rik Mayall had a cameo in An American Werewolf in London

How very NUFC. At least we can concentrate on the league now 😪

The "walking miles up hills in the pissy wet" gene must have passed me by mind. The Europeans have the right idea. Get a cable car up, walk across the top to take in the views and get the cable car back down

Ah, so you knew the answer to your question before you asked it...

And the answer is no, of course it's not better to catch the virus! There's a slim chance you might die, and a higher chance you might be long term fucked by it. You asked for the references and he gave them to you.

Ah good. The vaccines are only 50% effective after 4 months. Thrice yearly boosters anyone?

Just that I've noticed multiple posts from you digging out the fans that choose to still go to the match. We should be punching up, not down.

The 2 things can co-exist You seem a bit hung up on other people not replicating your views/actions around the club

You know when you watch Joelinton fall over the football and think, "I reckon I could be a professional footballer" I just watched this video of Van Persie and 2 players I've never heard of and realised I couldn't be a professional footballer

Payet with a nice ban incoming.

I agree with every word. Miserable

James is the last player we need. His skin wouldn't graft. And with the state of our squad/manager, we can't afford luxury players who only turn up when we are winning

Our tactical substitutions this season will just be Joelinton, Gayle and Fraser chucked on at various points in the last 15mins. I'm willing to bet they don't score more than 3 goals between them off the bench all season

And not with that missed one on one at the start of the game! I like Wilson, but Ings would have buried that

VAR managing to give Villa a pen they didn't ask for and overrule a pen they didn't complain about. Mings is fucking awful btw

And to think we turned down £15mil for Gayle!

It's bollocks that Darlow lost 2st in 5 days btw I'd love to know which fucking idiots in the squad haven't had it

You followed someone 5miles out of your way to ask if they wanted a fight? And then volunteered that information on here...

That picture was from the arcade in Shields. It's current home is far less glamorous!

Bunch of malnourished, dispraxic gonks. It's like Four Lions in real life

That's mental