Kid Dynamite

Boris genuinely surprised that as PM he can no longer just say any old shit and get away with it because he's got mad hair and a baggy suit. Hopefully he's shutting himself about what else is going to get leaked Sad indictment that none of this will make a blind bit of difference to the majority of the British public however

The blokes deleted his entire account 🤣

The bit buried at the bottom is the bombshell. The definition of the offence is; “An act or a pattern of acts of assault, threats, humiliation and intimidation or other abuse that is used to harm, punish, or frighten a victim. “Controlling behaviour is a range of acts designed to make a person subordinate and/or dependent by isolating them from sources of support, exploiting their resources and capacities for personal gain, depriving them of the means needed for independence, resistance and escape and regulating their everyday behaviour.”

Luke just arguing with himself these days

Done

Liverpool would have been up there, but Jordan Henderson has just fucked their plans

Twitter was made for nights like tonight

Barca too apparently. Real and Man Utd to be the last 2 standing? This has got to be the biggest self own in modern football.

I wonder if the PL will be quite so fussed about appeasing the "big 6" now...

15 down to 9 already And the best thing is, the 12 that said yes will be cunts forevermore. No takesy's backsy's soz

Wouldn't replace the champions league. This is a privately funded league and nowt to do with UEFA. The champions league would just have to go ahead without the best 12 teams in Europe. Top 6 UK clubs are probably seeing it as a clever blackmail plot to get UEFA and the FA to pay them a bigger share of the pot in the CL and PL

CL would be places 5-8 presumably, with Europa places 9-11 Everton and West Ham in the Champions League and Villa and Leeds in the Europa. Kiss goodbye to the TV money for that too. The whole thing is a disaster and benefits 6 clubs in the PL, and 6 clubs only

Wheres the fun in seeing the same 12 teams play each other every season? The PL will go acka over this. If finishing in the top 4 doesn't get you champions league football then the Premier League becomes very boring all of a sudden. Especially when the last few title wins have been decided weeks before the end of the season. BeinSport aren't paying a kings ransom to watch the relegation run in each season

I think Hayden is overrated personally. Would rather see Willock or Matty given a game

Richie, Longstaff and Murphy replacing Hayden, Lewis and Krafth has been a massive upgrade

They've just given up on closing down ASM

Needed a new piece of glass for the space invaders. Ordered it on my break at work so googled the dimensions. 2 week wait and £50 later and it turns out google tells fibs FFS

Your other half might as well give up work for 3 years

Pie in the sky or worthwhile cause? https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/freethenorth/pages/36/attachments/original/1618449036/NIP-Manifesto-2021-v1.0.pdf?1618449036

It gets better once they are at school cos it's free!

Lee Ryder chats shit