Kid Dynamite

I suspect UEFA were given that mailbox by Palace at some point and didn't just google it

Didn't Parish get an email telling him how to circumvent the 2 club owner rules so they could both play in the EL, but he ignored it?

Yeah, I ride it to work at the hospital on sunny days (*used to ride it)

Fuck it. Sell him and use the cash to buy Samu and Paqueta.

3-0 loss today. Xhaka aside, they've spent 9 figures on a load of dross. They're heading towards a relegation and a fire sale all over again

The more I watch videos of this Aghehowa, the more I think buying him for £70m and flogging Isak for £120m+ gets us the better end of the bargain. Edit - Now that Liverpool are down Jota, Diaz and Nunez, they are one or two forwards light, which gives us the upper hand in negotiations. If Ekitike gets injured then they're left playing a winger up front for the next 6 months

I work in Sunderland

Nice 😊

I forgot to add the rear wheel was chained up, which I assume they missed. I reckon they went to push it away, the chain has pulled tight and the bikes fallen over. Then they've all scarpered.

Aye, all of the noise about how good Liverpool's window has been Their 2 best players are past their best and they miss a Gerrard/Henderson in a bang average midfield. Man Utd are going to find the same issue. It's all good and well spending fortunes up front, but if the defence and midfield aren't up to scratch you're going to get found out.

Stonewall penalty turned down for Palace and Allison clearly off his line for one of the saved penalties. VAR as corrupt as ever

Because if he gets injured they have no other CFs in the squad.

So looks like we will end up with Wissa - £30m Elanga - £55m Thiaw - £30m Ramsdale - £4m We were rumoured to have £150m to spend at the start of the Summer, and we still need a CM. I suspect another £60-70m CF would depend on Isak getting sold.

The Divvy could have doubled his wages and moved in 12months. He's chance to be sitting in the same wage for 3 years now

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A sexy man needs a sexy motorbike.

Some horrible balaclava wearing c*nts tried to nick my bike from work yesterday. They've smashed off the steering lock which is unfixable. Not much other damage thankfully, despite them leaving my bike lying on its side. Guess that's me only taking my car to work from now on!

It's a £50m upgrade to their existing training ground. Greenlit 15months ago: https://utddistrict.co.uk/man-utd-carrington-brailsford-ratcliffe-ineos/11/05/2024/ We've reportedly spent £10m on ours bit by bit since the takeover

They agreed to sell him to Como a few weeks ago for €25m. That's an expensive piece of dithering by us

One thing that jumped out about the Sesko videos on the Man Utd twitter feed is how impressive their new training ground looks. Stuff like that can help when you're trying to convince a player to choose you over other clubs. Madness that we've only given ours a lick of paint and new canteen since the takeover.

Small time cunts

https://archive.is/EPLyZ Good. Fuck him

We are buying 4 strikers instead. The ball won't be anywhere near our goal so don't worry about it

We can't be pipped to 4 strikers at the same time

Wissa, Aghehowa, Muani and Pavlidis all coming