Kid Dynamite

Because if he gets injured they have no other CFs in the squad.

So looks like we will end up with Wissa - £30m Elanga - £55m Thiaw - £30m Ramsdale - £4m We were rumoured to have £150m to spend at the start of the Summer, and we still need a CM. I suspect another £60-70m CF would depend on Isak getting sold.

The Divvy could have doubled his wages and moved in 12months. He's chance to be sitting in the same wage for 3 years now

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A sexy man needs a sexy motorbike.

Some horrible balaclava wearing c*nts tried to nick my bike from work yesterday. They've smashed off the steering lock which is unfixable. Not much other damage thankfully, despite them leaving my bike lying on its side. Guess that's me only taking my car to work from now on!

It's a £50m upgrade to their existing training ground. Greenlit 15months ago: https://utddistrict.co.uk/man-utd-carrington-brailsford-ratcliffe-ineos/11/05/2024/ We've reportedly spent £10m on ours bit by bit since the takeover

They agreed to sell him to Como a few weeks ago for €25m. That's an expensive piece of dithering by us

One thing that jumped out about the Sesko videos on the Man Utd twitter feed is how impressive their new training ground looks. Stuff like that can help when you're trying to convince a player to choose you over other clubs. Madness that we've only given ours a lick of paint and new canteen since the takeover.

Small time cunts

https://archive.is/EPLyZ Good. Fuck him

We are buying 4 strikers instead. The ball won't be anywhere near our goal so don't worry about it

We can't be pipped to 4 strikers at the same time

Wissa, Aghehowa, Muani and Pavlidis all coming

There's roughly 130 trophies/CL finishes in that lot. 121 of them were from the same 6 clubs.

https://worldsoccertalk.com/news/more-scandinavian-teams-accuse-fabrizio-romano-of-buying-pr/

The terrible idea was doing it 4 times in a row with Pedro, Ekitike, Trafford then Sesko. The club had plenty of goodwill in the bank with fans after fannying on for weeks with incremental bids for Pedo and losing out to Chelsea that had it sorted in 48 hours. To not learn from that is negligent and would get you sacked in any other private business.

Mental to even consider doubling Chelsea's money when they want rid of him. £60 mil gets you Agehowa or Ramos

3 year deal. 48 goals to go. Keegan mk2

Part ex for Kane? What say you

Mbuemo, Delap, Cunha, Trafford, Guehi and Pedro... If that's the best our recruitment team can come up with after 12 months of scouting football around the globe, then they might as well put me in charge of recruitment. I could have spent 10minutes having a look at the Opta website and come up with the same list. Your Brentford's, Brighton's and Wolves manage to find these players for £10-20m. We try and buy them 12 months later for triple that.

If you want to know why the cartel are so desperate to keep us down, here's why

Man Utd need some cash quickly for the Sesko deal. Chelsea to the rescue!

The usual suspects now reporting that Sesko accepted lower wages and Leipzig accepted a lower fee from Man Utd. I can stress enough how much I want him to be a Darwin Nunez for them. How the fuck do we go from everyone in the country being over the moon that we won a trophy to being an absolute fucking laughing stock?

Chelsea paid £32m for Jackson. Why on Earth are they asking for £70-80m for him given they actively want rid?