Kid Dynamite

To add balance, the bairn woke up with a swollen face last week. I was loathed to take her to the Emergency Department (and knew I would be waiting 6 hours) so rang 101. Got an appointment at a walk in centre 30mins later and was seen within 5 mins. Diagnosed with a blocked salivary gland and told to eat lots of sugary sweets (which she loved).

They were kicked out of the playoffs last season because their lease on the ground wasn't long enough. Been sorted in case they go up this season apparently

Clear penalty that mind

Aye, and he clearly prefers playing CM than out wide where we tended to play him. Some of his touches under pressure and through balls are Bruno esque

Putting it out there. Anderson would be our 4th choice CM if he was still here. He's better than Willock and Longstaff for me

He fancies himself as a witty Tony Stark

It's because Farage contradicted Musk and said Tommy Robinson was rightly in prison for breaking the law multiple times. Be interesting to see if Farage backtracks now

Fucking Mummy!?!

Apparently we've agreed to sell Dubravka to a Saudi club but have asked if we can keep him for the next game first. I can only imagine we are getting a few mil for him otherwise it makes no sense to sell him whilst he's our first choice fit keeper and is out of contract in 6 months anyway.

Neither decision was as contentious as Gordon having his nose smashed, off the ball and in the box and not getting a penalty, so fat Ange can shut the fuck up

The actual handball law. None of which applies to an opposition player spanking the ball off Joelinton's hand down by his side

35pts after 20 games btw. Wasn't that long ago we were chasing that for a full season under Bruce

13 mins of injury time. WTAF?

Commentators fucking desperate for an equaliser

10mins ffs

We need to get a hold of this game. Son and Maddison are going to increase the pressure on our back line

How the fuck is that not a penalty?

You wonder whether Kelly might have been a better option at CB. Give Botman the FA Cup match

Ange starting the victim complex early today

No way should this be disallowed

Gettin!

Fucks sake. I'm telling you, this is a decent attacking line up. It's not going to be a walkover

It's rife on the private market. I know a shit load of nurses/doctors who do Botox on the side and are now chucking out Ozempic scripts outwith NICE guidance on minimum BMIs. Ive dropped about 16lbs in 4 months through diet and exercise and i'm 42, so it can be done if people could be arsed.

Keeper and Bergvall aside, that's a fairly strong starting XI tbf.

Both can be true. Ozempic has done more to cure obesity in 12 months than any other drug in 120 years. The company who owns it made about £12,000,000,000 profit from that one drug last year.