Kid Dynamite

We've gone to shit after the second goal. Shooting from 30yds and trying Hollywood passes. Still 30mins to go

2 attempts, 2 goals ffs

Keep the faith. 3-0 wouldn't have flattered us after that half

Get one back and they will buckle

The fact that this bloke has a prominent position in the American government is fucking ludicrous.

Fortu fucking four I thought he was at least 55!

Decent covering down here

He did this last night btw https://x.com/Klip11com/status/1860078357540667811

He's one of the most prolific strikers in world football. Should he fuck be getting dropped for Watkins or Solanke. The Summer was all Southgate's doing. Persisting with a pedestrian midfield, shoehorning Foden onto the left wing, Trippier incapable of putting a ball into the box, starting TAA and Gallagher in midfield but giving Palmer and Southgate zero game time. Nailed on that Tuchel actually plays to our strengths and Kane gets back to smashing them in for England

Until we get Wilson off the books we aren't signing a 4th striker. Especially when Gordon, Joelinton, Murphy, Barnes etc. can play at no.10 in a crisis

https://x.com/Nozza_/status/1860245762132578438 Niche reference

I see Conor McGregor has been found guilty in a civil trial of sexual assault. His 6th similar allegation in recent years iirc. He admitted during the trial that he often books hotels to sleep with random women on a weekend. Which makes it all the more bizarre that his Mrs was hanging off his arm to and from court every day. Short odds for this guy ending up dead or in jail in the not too distant future

Another hat-trick for Kane tonight. Just the 80 goals for club and country since he moved to Bayern 18 months ago. Mental that people reckon he shouldn't be starting for England

My understanding of the assisted dying bull is it's so narrow it's not going to make much difference. You need to be close to death, have a terminal illness, have capacity to choose to die and be signed off by a number of Doctors. Its not like they're going to be emptying the care homes anytime soon

Rodri is out for the season, KDB is off to the MLS, Gundogan is a shadow of his former self... I wouldn't rule out a bid going in for Bruno

Sweden are also winning 6-0, Isak has no assists or goals and has missed a penalty

Isak just had a goal ruled out for offside because VAR didn't realise the pass went to Gyokeres https://x.com/agbnufc_/status/1858974004595617845

The bairn wants one of these for Xmas. £60 for an 8 year olds keeper top https://m.jdsports.co.uk/product/pink-adidas-newcastle-united-2425-long-sleeve-gk-shirt-junior/19633174/?cm_mmc=googleshop-_-google-_-shopping-_-pla&istCompanyId=9c5cf6f7-3142-4f9f-be57-2fce9c67adfd&istFeedId=014e8b49-620d-4e56-9e87-79529c403af2&istItemId=mqqtqqxlq&istBid=t&applink=1&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADqUegfu-_NzXEiPM1Ulw9rYAVfx2&gclid=Cj0KCQiAi_G5BhDXARIsAN5SX7pegYMnFwhm6psqycuamvvHvXhQWRnZodI3hzaC2wQ-k5RLuUNQ5RYaArChEALw_wcB Got her one off DHgate for a tenner

https://shop.newcastleunited.com/collections/new-kids-24-25-away-kit

Some sexy drill tops in the club shop

Speaking of old gigs, I found a music paper from 1990 in a charity shop on Saturday. Remember what gig prices used to be like!

Hmm. It is a slight worry that Musk is probably going to spend the next 4 years designing twitter algorithms to get the Reform party into power

That shit goes cold and soggy within 5mins of it being made too 🤮