Kid Dynamite

Just to clarify, am I getting grief at being disappointed in this transfer window?

The special club bollocks was made up by Twitter virgins and then becomes fact

Of the 7 most expensive strikers that have moved this window, Chelsea, Man Utd and Liverpool have signed 6 of them. 7 if Isak moves.

Sesko's over. We need to withdraw from negotiations and move on. Ive got sympathy for the club as it seems like we've been strung along for weeks. I've got less sympathy with the Ekitike and Pedro deals as we fucked about for too long trying to barter a price and allowed other clubs to jump in.

Let's pivot to this bloke https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samu_Aghehowa

He disappeared for 24hrs when it looked like he was heading towards us. There's definitely a quid pro quo going on between him and the top 4/5 clubs.

SSN know something we don't? 7 of the 8 most expensive forward signings this window are potentially going to Liverpool, Chelsea and Man Utd.

Look at the form of the following players pre/post Howe Hall Tino Schar Burn Bruno Joelinton Gordon Isak Murphy Barnes, Tonali and Pope certainly haven't done backwards either. He's transformed our entire first XI Then look at Man Utd Onana Dorgu Casemiro Yoro Martinez Zirkzee Hoijlund Garnacho Sancho Rashford Every one of them has gone backwards since joining the club. If Sesko is daft enough to join then over us then I hope he's in their bomb squad within 12 months.

I don't think they would be asked. It's clear they are outside the winners circle. And as a fan, I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole

Man Utd have made 450 working class employees redundant because their billionaire owner wants to save £5-10m. At the same time they're spending £200m on 3 forwards to replace the 2 forwards they spent £100m on last season. And yet we are the cunts for being Saudi owned? Football can get in the fucking bin. Give these cunts their super league and let the other 90 league teams get on with bringing football back down to earth again.

I wouldn't even like to think how many days/weeks of negotiations have gone into the Trafford, Ekitike, Pedro and Sesko deals so far this Summer. I've never known a window like it with agents and twitter journos.

I can only assume that Sesko/his agent are twerking for both clubs to try and Eke out the highest wages and biggest agents fee.

https://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/rb-leipzig-erstes-angebot-da-manchester-seigt-in-sesko-poker-ein-6891db70f911153c6fd4f939

This cunts got some nerve mind

It has crossed my mind that we may be buying an £80m Mitrovic

Guess it depends on how much they want Isak. I think he looks tidy and fits our profile so we should lean on them to include him or Curtis Jones in a deal

Nah, the Times reporting today that we are back in for him

If we are dropping €80m on Sesko, I imagine thats Isak on his way out. I'd be asking for the £110m + Harvey Elliott. Put the £40m left over towards Guehi. An Isak swap for Sesko, Guehi and Elliott is a better deal for us than Liverpool.

Awkward convo between Sesko and Malick on the way back

We will pull out, and Man Utd will do what Liverpool have done with Isak to try and get Leipzig to accept a lower bid

With each passing day it's becoming more clear that Sesko wants Man United, but would probably settle for us as a consolation prize at the end of the window if they can't match our bid. Time to rescind the offer and move on

Flying back home from Tenerife today. Costa Adeje is nice if you head inland a little. It's a bit Benidorm by the beach and some of the craic from the tourists make you embarrassed to be English tbh. I've spent 95% of the week refreshing Twitter for Sesko news, so I'm chance to be divorced soon anyway.