Kid Dynamite

Both can be true. Ozempic has done more to cure obesity in 12 months than any other drug in 120 years. The company who owns it made about £12,000,000,000 profit from that one drug last year.

It's a good point like. The gammons didn't like the European courts meddling in our politics, but are quite happy for a fucking car manufacturer to have a say

They'll probably pull a Boro in the morning https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2008/dec/20/middlesborough-pull-out-with-flu

Flintoff isn't a natural front man mind

He lost the plot a long time ago, but he's gone full Parky in the last 3 months. He's got a "Free Tommy" tweet pinned to his twitter page

Words fail me

Boo hoo, I've got to go to work after 2 weeks off Fuck you all. Some of us have been at work all over Christmas!

I hope not. He's playing better than Pope atm

I hope you meant knockers out!

I see he's also throwing his weight behind getting Tommy Robinson out of prison. Because if you were the richest man on the planet that would be the most pressing matter to turn your attention to, obviously. We could genuinely end up with Farage as PM and little Tommy as foreign secretary at this rate. Part of me wonders whether Musk is trying to engineer his own science fiction cosplay where he starts race wars around the world and then fucks off to a terraformed Mars to restart the human/ayran race.

There are an estimated 433,000,000 guns in America. You're not getting that genie back in the bottle. Terrorist attacks via vehicle ramming are happening all over the world. You will never completely prevent it, but you can minimise it in the most built up areas fairly easily. They've even got barriers outside of St James' https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vehicle-ramming_attacks

A ban on guns wouldn't have stopped this tbf, but surely we've had enough of these types of incidents now to mandate the use of traffic bollards in all city centres when there's a major event on?

Trump releasing a statement about criminals crossing the border and him being right about border issues blah blah blah... before all the facts are known. Turns out someone else owned the truck when it crossed the border 6 weeks ago and the murderer was an US army vet, born and raised in Texas.

You would struggle to spend as much money as Man U have in the last 5 years and end up with a squad this poor on purpose, let alone by accident. This isn't a problem that can be fixed by installing a new manager. It's going to take 3 or 4 years worth of transfer windows to move out the dross and bring in quality.

Aye, a holiday between January and April is a good shout. We've got a week all inclusive in Turkey coming up in April. I'd rather have it in January or February but I refuse to drop £2k on a holiday and not come home with some semblance of a tan!

The state of this thread man like Mumsnet for middle aged blokes who are dropping to bits

https://selfhelp.cntw.nhs.uk/self-help-guides/alcohol-and-you/print/353 Some links at the bottom of here for books/websites that might be helpful. None of it is revolutionary stuff, but sometimes it's helpful to see it written down

Isn't Rashford on something like £350kpw? Which means they either sell him for peanuts so the buying club can afford his wages, or them try to convince him to move to the Saudi league. They've got a load of dross on silly wages that no other clubs can afford to match

I'm not sure if you're trying to convince us or yourself buddy, but it seems fairly clear you just need to knock it on the head permanently. Happy to share some literature with you if it helps

The camera angle from directly behind is the clincher for me. He's absolutely tried to rake his studs up schar's back and play it off as an accident. Ramsey feigning an elbow to the face rules out any moaning the cunts can have about our players response to the Duran foul.

Gordon and Isak will run rings around this back line

Tell him to send Marco my best regards

Thanks all. He will be fine. The chemo will hopefully make him feel better indefinitely and we can get a bit of normality back. The main bit I'm struggling with is the pair of them feel like they've aged 20 years on the last 12 months.

Been a funny run up to Christmas this year. I had flu last week so was wiped out for 5 days and still not back to baseline. My dad had to start his CLL chemo last week so he's wiped out atm, and my mother has developed a chest infection because god forbid someone in the house is more ill than her. We are spending Christmas lunch at my folks house and I feel like the Christmas spirit may be in short supply!