Kid Dynamite

Armstrong in the same vein as Gayle. Guarantees you 20+ goals in the championship, but will get you 5 or 6 goals in the premier league if you're lucky

Sunak has just released a TikTok video saying that the volunteer teenagers could deliver prescriptions to the elderly in the community. Are we giving them CRB checks first or are they free to supplement their free labour by selling on the Morphine and wobbly eggs they're delivering It's so obvious they hadn't thought any of this through before 3 days ago!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13461109/Everton-Newcastle-Yankuba-Minteh-Arne-Slot-Feyenoord-Michael-Olise.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailsport If Olise really has a £45m release clause then he needs to be near the top of our list for transfers this summer. Perfect Almiron replacement and more important than dropping £30mil on a new keeper. I suspect Man U and Chelsea will be offering him £200k+ per though

Cleverley announced this morning that if you take the "one weekend a month" volunteering option, then it's unpaid.

Not sure how happy a chunk of young men in NI are going to be when they are forced into national service with the British Army btw

good point. But it further reinforces my point tbf.

Snap. Forcing kids into the armed forces when we haven't been involved in a war we haven't instigated ourselves since 1945 is fucking mental. There's no doubt we have a growing generation of feckless kids in inner city areas, but forcing them into the army for 12 months isn't going to undo 18 years of shit parenting and growing up in poverty.

Awful news that Grayson Murray has died suddenly. He's been open around his struggles with mental health in the past and the suggestion is he may have died by suicide 😞 30 years old man https://x.com/anymanfitness/status/1794542202435056035/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1794542202435056035&currentTweetUser=anymanfitness

8 "homegrown". - 4 must be from our academy (Miley, Longstaff, Anderson, White) and have played 36 consecutive months between the ages of 15-21 - 4 from another English clubs academy (Barnes, Trippier, Wilson, Murphy, Pope, Tino, Hall, Gordon etc) Miley doesn't count under the 36month rule yet but will by next season. Gillespie never counted apparently as he left the academy at 16 to go to Carlisle.

https://www.twitter.com/Saraita101/status/1794477214072725895

I assume the lack of European football will see the likes of Dummett and Gillespie jettisoned now that we don't require a homegrown quota

Hail Mary time to appeal to any gammons undecided on who to vote for

We fucked it dropping 5 points in the last week of the season

City have been awful today

Come on ya cunts!

I reckon Howe will secretly be happy we aren't playing Sunday/Thursday every week. Im a bit gutted tbh though

Cheers City 👍

It was a Sean Casey wind up I think

Aye but both are in their starting XI

How are Chelsea not in the shit financially? They stayed in the black last season by selling all of their cast offs to Saudi Arabia. They've not really got anyone left to sell now (worth decent money anyway)

Mourinho now favourite for the Chelsea job Poch spent 12 months shipping out the shite and getting the remaining egos to play like something resembling a team. Binning him off for Mourinho is up there with us employing Kinnear as manager as one of the most mental decisions in PL history

They could do worse than hiring Poch. That bloke from Ipswich will be Potter mk2

I hope this wasn't billed as an NUFC first XI. I would be pissed off of I'd paid for a ticket and turned up to watch our reserves get spanked

Elliot Anderson looked a cut above on loan. Kuol rarely got off the bench last season. Not his fault, I just don't think he's good enough