Kid Dynamite

Is there a player in our starting XI who hasn't been fucked at some point this season? Bruno and Longstaff maybe Just as we hit a bit of form and need to stay ahead of the pack we end up with our 3rd CB out for the season ffs

He can't do any worse than Lee Clark

Rishi paid a foreigner to fuck off to Rwanda and Joe Public clearly don't give a fuck. Their whole election strategy is in bits

Formally known as King, surely?

Things must be bad if the Mail is leading with this story

The cunt who got in is wearing a cravat

Full judgement https://www.thefa.com/-/media/files/thefaportal/governance-docs/discipline-cases/2024/the-fa-v-sandro-tonali---2024.ashx The FA admit they wouldn't have had a case if Tonali hadn't volunteered the info to them himself, which is why his sanction was so light. He's also voluntarily agreed to a wage cut from us during his ban.

If he blocked her email address on day one then she'd have fucked off, the big fanny

Looks like he won more bets than he lost. He must be well up chucking £10k on each one

The is 100% Pearsons gait (and haircut)

I mean, I get the sentiment, but there are tons of top quality tattoo artists in the North East. He's gonna need a Messi stype coverup

If she doesn't breathe out soon she's not going to be giving anyone else shit tattoos...

Watching the PSG game and just been reminded that Paul Lambert played the full 90 mins (and won) in the CL final for Dortmund against a Juve team featuring Zidane, Del Pierre, Deschamps and Vieri

What a tit

The Iron Claw. Decent enough watch about a wrestling family in the 80s, but fucking miserable. Apparently they completely removed another brother who killed himself from the screenplay because they thought that would be too much misery for one film

Godwin's law and all that, but... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_arrests_after_Kristallnacht

Could do with Arsenal smashing Man U next week before we play them.

Never a pen

I saw that one but thought it was massively racist so posted the original 👍

Lovely finish

Trouble at mill

Can Pope play with 1 shoulder?