Kid Dynamite

I assume the lack of European football will see the likes of Dummett and Gillespie jettisoned now that we don't require a homegrown quota

Hail Mary time to appeal to any gammons undecided on who to vote for

We fucked it dropping 5 points in the last week of the season

City have been awful today

Come on ya cunts!

I reckon Howe will secretly be happy we aren't playing Sunday/Thursday every week. Im a bit gutted tbh though

Cheers City 👍

It was a Sean Casey wind up I think

Aye but both are in their starting XI

How are Chelsea not in the shit financially? They stayed in the black last season by selling all of their cast offs to Saudi Arabia. They've not really got anyone left to sell now (worth decent money anyway)

Mourinho now favourite for the Chelsea job Poch spent 12 months shipping out the shite and getting the remaining egos to play like something resembling a team. Binning him off for Mourinho is up there with us employing Kinnear as manager as one of the most mental decisions in PL history

They could do worse than hiring Poch. That bloke from Ipswich will be Potter mk2

I hope this wasn't billed as an NUFC first XI. I would be pissed off of I'd paid for a ticket and turned up to watch our reserves get spanked

Elliot Anderson looked a cut above on loan. Kuol rarely got off the bench last season. Not his fault, I just don't think he's good enough

I hope Minteh turns out decent, because our youth team/reserve buys have been shite under Ashworth. I know Rome wasn't built in a day, but Liverpool and City seem to have an endless stream of cracking youth players coming through.

He was never found guilty

Luke Littler just bagged himself £275k winning the PL darts final. Managed a 9 dart finish too. Some boy

That's mega ban territory

2 x hammy injuries. Otherwise not much. Isak has a much worse injury history and he's doing ok!

Bowen signed a 7 year contract over the winter. Total non-starter

https://x.com/ed_aarons/status/1793396994641121646 Well that's a shitter. Can't blame him. Palace have one of the best young squads in the league

Turned into prime Messi tonight. That 3rd goal was class

Less of a GE announcement and more a party political broadcast

It's only a 1 year extension iirc