Kid Dynamite

Fuck off man. This isn't the forum for you

Nadine somehow coming across as an even bigger cunt/Karen than usual

Get real man. She's just won a seat as an MP. What the fuck do you think she's gonna say!

Panelist's panicking that Reform are hammering the Tories here. Forgetting that Sunderland and Blyth are well stocked with Brown hating thick heads and aren't representative of most parts of the country

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave

Rumours that he might be looking at jail time. And Brazil is a non extradition country... https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2020/feb/08/nasir-jamshed-former-pakistan-cricket-batsman-jailed-17-months-over-fixing-scandal

The 2 blokes that ran Cheslea's academy have quit today apparently. Rumours they are headed our way. Chelsea fans seem gutted

2 seats for reform makes up for 100+ Tory seats

Missed this yesterday. With Minteh, Anderson and Almiron gone we are going to be light on wingers.

It means I'm erect for Eddie Murphy

What a week! Beverly Hills Cop 4 out on Wednesday night, Election fever on Thursday night 🍆

I had stomach gripes for 3 or 4 days last week too. Felt rotten. Wonder whether that's what I had.

Apparently we slashed our asking price for Ashworth as we needed the extra cash to plug the rest of the PSR hole. Sorry to keep banging this drum, but that's total mismanagement to get to June 30th and still have £60-70mil left to find. To the point you're having hawk one of your best players to a rival to help you out. I wouldn't put it past the FA to argue the toss about our valuations either.

Given we are moving Dubs on because Howe wasn't impressed with him when Pope got injured, it seems a bit of an own goal to bring in 2 keepers who appear to be even worse?

Gillespie I always get his name wrong

Id be fine with both of those if we didn't already have Gallagher. We've now got 3 keepers on the books that don't appear to be particularly good. Seems odd given we've been actively linked to a replacement/understudy for Pope

5 subs on and none of them Gordon

Toney on the LW ffs

That celebration is fucking embarrassing

4 cards in 16mins. The refs an idiot

It's for the bedroom. We have a cupboard above the bed with a soundbar, projector and SkyQ box (which connects to the main box downstairs WiFi). I can get a 90" HD picture on the wall at the bottom of the bed for £150, and no TV is going to match that. It's hidden in 2 seconds. The bairn loves it too. She feels like she's having cinema nights with a bucket of popcorn in bed.

Carroll had scored 30 goals for us in his last 1.5 seasons tbf

https://www.teamtalk.com/news/man-utd-transfer-destroyed-nottingham-forest-reach-agreement-top-signing Hopefully Howe can work his magic on him. He can't be that hopeless if he played for Benfica 200+ games and won 2 league titles