Kid Dynamite

Elliot Anderson looked a cut above on loan. Kuol rarely got off the bench last season. Not his fault, I just don't think he's good enough

I hope Minteh turns out decent, because our youth team/reserve buys have been shite under Ashworth. I know Rome wasn't built in a day, but Liverpool and City seem to have an endless stream of cracking youth players coming through.

He was never found guilty

Luke Littler just bagged himself £275k winning the PL darts final. Managed a 9 dart finish too. Some boy

That's mega ban territory

2 x hammy injuries. Otherwise not much. Isak has a much worse injury history and he's doing ok!

Bowen signed a 7 year contract over the winter. Total non-starter

https://x.com/ed_aarons/status/1793396994641121646 Well that's a shitter. Can't blame him. Palace have one of the best young squads in the league

Turned into prime Messi tonight. That 3rd goal was class

Less of a GE announcement and more a party political broadcast

It's only a 1 year extension iirc

Schar, Botman, Burn, Tosin and Kelly are a good set of CB. Shame Lascelles signed a contract extension before his knee exploded (for us, not him, obvs)

It's hilarious that the Tories have been waiting for a massive win like, *checks notes*, inflation being at 2.3% and interest rates remaining high, before calling an election and building an entire campaign off the back of it

Multiple amputees ✅

Paula Vennels being ripped a new arsehole in this inquiry. Turns out the postmaster contracts never said they had to cover all losses personally

He looks shite

Madness that these all played 95mins on Sunday, have had a 24hr flight, a 12hr time difference to adapt to, and are now having to play again 2.5 days later. Recipe for injury disaster if it's anything other than a stroll around the pitch

England squad seems to be half decent and picked on form. Mental that he's waited until now to do it though, and not during the last year of friendlies

Valencia just signed a new keeper. We've been heavily linked with a £35mil bid for their current keeper https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1792875952176840722

Our new shirt apparently. Looks like It took about 10 minutes to design

The good news is the Doctors have said there's fuck all wrong with AP. The bad news is he's self diagnosed a concussion. (He probably missed breakfast and flaked out) https://x.com/AdamP1242/status/1792652409325359315

Rather dramatic way for Adam P to announce his Mam won't pay for his flight to Australia

How many players would jump in a car for a 7 hour round trip to see a kid in hospital at a minutes notice? Top bloke

Saved by the bell. other refs would have stopped it https://x.com/NoContextHumans/status/1792057595500564795/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1791973621407113557&currentTweet=1791973621407113557&currentTweet=1792057595500564795&currentTweetUser=fun88eng&currentTweetUser=fun88eng&currentTweetUser=NoContextHumans

Missing between 23/12/17 - 15/05/24. You been in jail mate?