Kid Dynamite

Apparently Mbappe's signing on bonus is £105,000,000 spread over 5 years

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1797611208218173711

100 stories quoting the same person who never actually posted this story on their timeline totally made up

Im not convinced. It took Poch 3/4s of the season to get them playing together and they promptly got shot of him

The mile high club?

Not sure about that. He's missed nigh on 100 games in 5 seasons

Didn't 777 loan Everton £200mil to keep them afloat? What happens to that now?

They mentioned this phenomenon briefly on the News Agents last week. Basically it's a done deal for Labour and that makes for boring headlines for the next 5 weeks. The media are desperately trying to manufacture a bit of excitement out of the whole process, hence the mental takes we are currently seeing by the usual suspects

I imagine he's Chalobah's replacement. They need to sell him or Gallagher by the end of the month iirc

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1796842982190006302 Tosin off to Chelsea. Disappointing given Lloyd Kelly has a worse injury record than Wilson

Europa Conference with Lens or relegation battle in the Championship with Sunderland. Tough choice

Uh oh https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1796242924872810544

The young lad trying to justify his actions just came across as a dick

I've got a mental block with Gillespie for some reason

Good start to trimming the squad. Hayden and Fraser next please. I imagine Krafth, Lascelles, Dubravka and Targett arent in the longer term plans. Gallagher probably cemented as our 3rd choice keeper. Almiron, Wilson, Trippier all available for the right price too

Pinball/election party?

https://x.com/brunoog97/status/1795553224922898462

I've taken the next day as leave. Having a full on overnight party on the sofa with blankets, fizzy pop and Ben&Jerrys. Not even joking

Chelsea have offered Tosin a contract today apparently. Given they've probably offered silly money, can offer Europe (just) and he wouldn't have to move house, I think we have our work cut out

We only ever had 2 people on the shortlist apparently https://www.footballinsider247.com/newcastle-close-in-on-johannes-spors-after-dramatic-twist-sources/

https://x.com/GraemeBailey/status/1794763079504544059

2 massive turbulence incidents in a week. Is it linked to climate change? https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1029/2023GL103814

Armstrong in the same vein as Gayle. Guarantees you 20+ goals in the championship, but will get you 5 or 6 goals in the premier league if you're lucky