Kid Dynamite

I imagine he's Chalobah's replacement. They need to sell him or Gallagher by the end of the month iirc

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1796842982190006302 Tosin off to Chelsea. Disappointing given Lloyd Kelly has a worse injury record than Wilson

Europa Conference with Lens or relegation battle in the Championship with Sunderland. Tough choice

Uh oh https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1796242924872810544

The young lad trying to justify his actions just came across as a dick

I've got a mental block with Gillespie for some reason

Good start to trimming the squad. Hayden and Fraser next please. I imagine Krafth, Lascelles, Dubravka and Targett arent in the longer term plans. Gallagher probably cemented as our 3rd choice keeper. Almiron, Wilson, Trippier all available for the right price too

Pinball/election party?

https://x.com/brunoog97/status/1795553224922898462

I've taken the next day as leave. Having a full on overnight party on the sofa with blankets, fizzy pop and Ben&Jerrys. Not even joking

Chelsea have offered Tosin a contract today apparently. Given they've probably offered silly money, can offer Europe (just) and he wouldn't have to move house, I think we have our work cut out

We only ever had 2 people on the shortlist apparently https://www.footballinsider247.com/newcastle-close-in-on-johannes-spors-after-dramatic-twist-sources/

https://x.com/GraemeBailey/status/1794763079504544059

2 massive turbulence incidents in a week. Is it linked to climate change? https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1029/2023GL103814

Armstrong in the same vein as Gayle. Guarantees you 20+ goals in the championship, but will get you 5 or 6 goals in the premier league if you're lucky

Sunak has just released a TikTok video saying that the volunteer teenagers could deliver prescriptions to the elderly in the community. Are we giving them CRB checks first or are they free to supplement their free labour by selling on the Morphine and wobbly eggs they're delivering It's so obvious they hadn't thought any of this through before 3 days ago!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13461109/Everton-Newcastle-Yankuba-Minteh-Arne-Slot-Feyenoord-Michael-Olise.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailsport If Olise really has a £45m release clause then he needs to be near the top of our list for transfers this summer. Perfect Almiron replacement and more important than dropping £30mil on a new keeper. I suspect Man U and Chelsea will be offering him £200k+ per though

Cleverley announced this morning that if you take the "one weekend a month" volunteering option, then it's unpaid.

Not sure how happy a chunk of young men in NI are going to be when they are forced into national service with the British Army btw

good point. But it further reinforces my point tbf.

Snap. Forcing kids into the armed forces when we haven't been involved in a war we haven't instigated ourselves since 1945 is fucking mental. There's no doubt we have a growing generation of feckless kids in inner city areas, but forcing them into the army for 12 months isn't going to undo 18 years of shit parenting and growing up in poverty.

Awful news that Grayson Murray has died suddenly. He's been open around his struggles with mental health in the past and the suggestion is he may have died by suicide 😞 30 years old man https://x.com/anymanfitness/status/1794542202435056035/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1794542202435056035&currentTweetUser=anymanfitness

8 "homegrown". - 4 must be from our academy (Miley, Longstaff, Anderson, White) and have played 36 consecutive months between the ages of 15-21 - 4 from another English clubs academy (Barnes, Trippier, Wilson, Murphy, Pope, Tino, Hall, Gordon etc) Miley doesn't count under the 36month rule yet but will by next season. Gillespie never counted apparently as he left the academy at 16 to go to Carlisle.