Kid Dynamite

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If we end up with Tosin and Kelly, on top of Schar, Botman and Burn, then I suspect Lascelles may have played his last game for us. Not even sure he will get a squad number in January

✅ Pretty much everyone/everything by this point

We need to win our last 2 games finish 6th

We can afford to draw one of our last 2 games and still finish 6th

Just need Arsenal to beat Man Utd tomorrow and we can afford to lose one of our last 2 and still finish 6th

2 games left. Win both and we finish 6th. Almiron can be the first player sold in the Summer

I can see why he pled guilty @wykikitoon

That's what I said

BDB is going to be a legend here. Getting shunted out to LB and having an awful half against Brighton filling in at CB lost Howe's confidence in his ability to play in the middle. Since Lascelles injury he's been the best defender in the side by a starting XI by a country mile.

I think he's worth more than that to us. He can cover RB, LW, RW, CF, is no bother and doesn't moan about being on bench. If we get Perez level money for him then he might be worth selling, but we wouldn't be able to replace him like for like for £15m

Great run from them. Still a way off the great Milan side for league games u beaten though

Just watched the first episode of The thick of it as I missed it first time round. I appreciate politics jumped the shark a long time ago, but it makes it even funnier

I love John Carpenter. He did a show at the Tyne Theatre a few years back playing the soundtracks to all of his own movies live in stage with his son. One of the best gigs I've been to. I may or may not have paid for VIP tickets to meet him and get a couple of vinyls signed 😂

Of course Wyki went to court against someone that "close passed" him #TeamVine

The ball is also half way off the players foot in that frame. If they knock it back a frame I think he's definitely onside. The technology they use for offsides is ridiculously analogue. Pixelated pictures, hand drawn lines, picking and choosing which frame to go off. Automate it and let the computer decide

The Bayern player who touched the ball (Muller?) looked level. The offside player wasn't interfering with play so the game should have been played on and checked by VAR

PSG were the better team against us, but they didn't deserve a dodgy penalty any more than Real deserved a dodgy offside call

Ref/linesman fucked that up. Was a very tight offside call

Latest additions to the list of things I can't really afford

If he had just called him a twat on a bike, none of this would have happened

Never knew you could get £1500 season tickets in the championship