Kid Dynamite

They forgot Schar, Longstaff, Willock and Wilson

I didn't mind the Pogues. He did well to last as long as he did tbf.

Shame. He was looking so well

Turns out PSG getting a spawny draw against us was only Hilarious for 24 hours

We've got more points than them in a much harder group. Man Utd are finished as a top club. Shite manager, shite stadium, shite players, shite owner.

I did wonder why he didn't just chuck Dummett in the box for the last 10 minutes, put Hall on the wing and Gordon up front

He's like Cafu going backwards and Roberto Carlos going forwards. If he stays injury free he's going to be in the England squad for the next 15 years.

8mins of injury time btw? We didn't make a fucking substitution!

Ordered a size 8-9 training jacket for my 7 year old nephew in the Black Friday sale. Turned up today and fits like a size 6-7. Castore don't do exchanges and the price has gone from £40 back up to £80. No details on the website for where to send it for a refund either. The sooner we replace these jokers the better Edit- Found the online returns portal. The order number isn't recognised so I can't proceed with the return 🤡

That's pretty much exactly what we did. Heathrow to Tampa was about £500 return each. 80min drive to Kissimmee. Stayed in a Villa in Storey Lake which was lush and close to everything.

Yes, although I can't quite remember what it was about. Probably a disagreement about foreigners id imagine

I think Stevie walked past me the other day, funnily enough. I know what he looks like cos he posted pictures of himself on here all the time to show us how good looking he was

Watching match of the day. How the fuck did VAR not give Burnley a penalty against West Ham?

I saw that He needs to stop being made of glass then!

Forgot to add Elliot Anderson in the mix.

And to think some people thought selling ASM was a disaster!

Fucked his achilles again. Given we will likely get cover in for Tonali next month (and have him back next season), have Miley looking the business, and Joe/Bruno/Longy probably our first choice CMs, he must worry he's going to be surplus to requirements before long.

Good point about Tino at LB. I love Dan Burn, but you can tell Tino is a better player already

Great performance. Joelinton should have added another, and save for a Lascelles error/Sterling dive, it could have been 5-0 on another day. With half a team

That's one of the worst misses I've seen

That's all pretty much what he said to me

One of my mates has just quit as a deputy head in a school. He's doing supplying teaching instead until he can figure out what he wants to do next

Sounds like they are considering a Spurs type engineering solution of building a bigger stadium around St James Park

Got myself an Xbox X on the never never through work. Forgot my account password and managed to lock myself out, so now I can't play on it til tomorrow ffs