ChezGiven

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Assumed we were keeping it Newcastle like, but since you've raised the spectre of a Smoggie, I suppose I could just add that I bumped into (and I mean I really did BUMP into) Mark Viduka and his wife in Leeds a couple of years ago. He looked quite frightened, like he thought I was going to mug him or something. I suppose it was dark, outside the multi-storey car park in New York Street, just behind the market and it would be a prime place for a good mugging. Damn, another opportunity missed. I bet he fuckin shat himself at the sight of you

From .com Sun stick up for a bunch of slappers The seemingly impossible task of being even more biased than Jamie Redknapp has been achieved by The Sun's Mark Irwin, with his propaganda masquerading as a Spurs v Newcastle match report. Cockerel-eyed Irwin failed to spot the Defoe offside, missed Chimbonda's transgression and ignored the good old-fashioned knees up assaults on Given. However he was able to see a handball by Solano from his lofty perch on Daniel Levy's knee. And never mind the report: awarding the scorer of the match-winning goal a merit mark of 4 out of 10 is utter nonsense - especially when aspiring pugilist Chimbonda merited a 7. Our only question is whether master Irwin is the love child of Chas....or Dave

Agreed. Think it gave the whole club a kick up the arse, including the scenes after the match too.

Jamie Redknapp at a Robbie Williams concert at Parc des Princes My mate is the sax player for Bassment Jaxx so was there with him. We left halfway through Robbie's gig to go out on the hoy

I love that one. Football fans and a double negative. illiterate cockney wankers tbh

Most of the spurs fans i know are graceless one-eyed pricks when it comes to football. For clarification though, the mackems arent in our league are they? Which makes them irrelevant for now. I would say that Spurs are our closest rivals in terms of quality of football (style of play being far better than the rest of the prem serves up, outside the top 4), for new signings, generally have the same status as a club and both should aim for at least 5th spot in the league. A case in point about signings is Malbranque versus Duff. Not sure we came off better there, Malbranque was unplayable at times yesterday. Another thing that fucks me off is that they sang 'You've never won fuck all' at us before kick off. It seems a mathematical anomaly to say that you can claim to have won shit in the last 30 years but you cant go back 60 years or 90 years for evidence of trophies.

Yeah, we'd have rampant racism on unimaginable levels, no poor people would be allowed to live in city centres, a backward economic policy with our heads in the sand, endless strikes over fuck all, be even more pompous and arrogant than we already are. A union made in hell tbh. Having lived here for 2 years, people need to understand the myth about french food. Over-priced and over-rated. Unless your a fench twat who thinks that french chicken tastes better, even though 'Bio' or organic food is unheard of over here. Never had good lamb since i've been here either. I'd prefer a visit to The Grainger House than most equivalently priced french restos.

Cech is better tbh.

And you'll Never walk Stallone! Surely the winner.

Cheeky shit.

I had us down for 2-2. I think we were very lucky to get all the points, they were all over us for long periods. They were slick and used the ball very intelligently. On another day it would have been 6-3 to them. Dyer had a shit start but a good second half, was good to see him and Martins developing their thing. I though Sibi had a good game, he was stronger than usual today. Given was class as usual and didnt deserve to be called a cunt by the spuds. Milner was a bit disappointing but did enough. Martins only inhabits planet earth every 15 minutes or so but when he does he looks amazing. Hunty had a good first half, bit difficult to judge the defense in the second half. Nicky Butt though, made the odd mistake and got caught in possession early on but overall was fucking great. Class finish and then what an eruption in the away end. Went mental. Special shout to the lad in the lower tier who lipped the stewards all afternoon but somehow didnt get hoyed out. Even the spurs fans were laughing.

The less chairman know about football the better surely? Works for you anyway.

It's not Roeders squad, either. and we've had far worse injuries.

Capello has just said he wont play for Madrid again this season. This means Beckham could come to prem on loan. Madness. Beckham has done nowt wrong but Capello has fucked him off. Get him on loan for a laugh.

West ham 3 - 3 Fulham. Best result for us if it stays that way.

I hope Wigan go on a shit run, need the teams at the bottom to keep losing. On that note, Charlton losing 1-2.

WTF DOES THAT MEAN? Arcade game I Know The Score oh aye.

WTF DOES THAT MEAN? Arcade game

something happening at Brammall lane with a person in the crowd being stretchered out.

FREAK! I tend to agree. Got to be the best dessert ever Reccomend Tesco's cheescake, beautiful I agree its tasty but the base is suspect. Not biscuity enough.

Are you fucking serious Nobby?

If Martins gets injured we're fucked. Big time. We need both and its a case of seeing what the market offers before you can say spend big on either. The likelihood is that a striker will cost more as they are the ones who score the goals and win you games. Sib and Dyer are makeshift attackers meaning we only have one fit proper striker on the books.

I've got mates who go to the darts religiously each year. Not sure if its this one or the other championship though. I love the players wives tbh.

A good gravy and loads of lush veg is surely all you need.