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This is what am thinking…they’re really not very good at all. If Bodo nick the first goal and the crowd turns on them… Am very likely to bottle it tbh But I did get paid yesterday….

Yeah that would be a massive upset. Stranger things have happened though… https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/giant-killers-from-the-arctic-how-bodo-glimt-became-europa-league-dark-horses/view/news/453222

Things you’d like to see…

Crikey, stitch that OG came off the bar then the keepers heed…

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Well you’ll be told that’s the same as the bell ends who encouraged people to riot last summer and ended up getting two years inside themselves. That’s how it works and I can see Starmer (and the police) falling for that if there’s enough pressure applied in the right places…

Mossad, GRU or just independent cyber cunts?

Apparently Beadle was a massive and reputedly absolutely first class Gooner well known for paying for drinks and in some cases hotel rooms for his fellow north London bollock achingly tedious 1-0 merchants as they were at the time. And he was funny for about 6 months when I was 14 ☺️

Tbf a lot of my mates just started taking their kids to the local club and they lucked out on being there for the entire Eddie Howe 3 promotions era. To hear some of them talk now though you would think they weren’t wanking themselves stupid when eg Liverpool won the champions league in 2005 and started trying to look down their nose at me. I like to remind them of that every now and then

Could’ve been played at Old Trafford , 90 mins from Nottingham? But the FA make £0 from that… Palace v Villa at MK Dons 😆

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Misses the target with a sitter after a minute

Bringing Elanga on… is he only half fit or something?… seems mad not starting him…

When Eddie Howe played for Bournemouth (late 90s-about 2001ish) I went a fair bit when I wasn’t at a NUFC game but they still had terracing and were in league 1… I just went for the crack really. I couldn’t imagine going to a game there nowadays..

Same. Someone even tried to give me a ticket for this game yesterday… I was diplomatic…

That’s really good @Gemmill This is a quote from Fergie’s first autobiography (because it’s ghost written by the incomparable Hugh Mcilvanney I’ve read it more times than I should have) and it describes the Boxing Day game in 1987, we won 1-0, Glen Roeder header edit: realised it’s not a direct quote from the book, but it’s recounted in precisely the same way by Mcilvanney , this reads like an interview with Ferguson himself..

I hope we’re all watching opting to watch the cup semi final on council tv rather than the coronation of the cunts on sky later on (that goes for those enabled to do both simultaneously, capice? 🫵)

In the big spoons at New Street station last Saturday we were chatting away and someone said “big 6” just as this Villa fan was walking past with a couple of pints… <adopt Barry from Auf Weidersen Pet voice here for authenticity > “Oi think you’ll foind that’s the financial 6 actualloiy” so I think you have a disciple in the West Midlands

FTR, I think it’s a point at Emmeroids then giving the scouse mackems a fuckin good seeing to …