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For clarification this isn’t a spoof

Regardless of the personnel on the pitch Eddie always has a plan. The one(s?) on here (that’s you CT ) and more to the point the dozens of them on Twitter who are constantly bitching about the likes of Longstaff, Murphy, Fraser etc in a way show so little faith in the manager, no idea of the concept of a transfer window and what is actually achievable in one, and a blatant failure to understand what’s happening in front of them on the pitch. You can spot a poor player? Fuckin well done you. Do you know we don’t need 14 world class players to beat teams in the premier league? Apparently not… as you can tell , that attitude drives me round the fuckin twist… at a time when things are so positive they just bring everything fuckin down….

He’s well placed to get the Koh I Noor diamond removed from Camillas crown before the coaronation and sent back to India where it was stolen from

You still need stats to tell you ASM has been a bigger goal threat than Miggy Dave? The rest of it I found very interesting, thanks for posting 👍

Playing both against one of the best sides on the planet seemed to work out ok a couple of months back, or are you now claiming to speak on behalf of Bruno, Joelinton, Willock Longy and most of all the manager?

There’s worse than that this morning . Ritchie plainly given the weekend off to be with family on the south coast instead of warming the bench at WHL spotted at Southampton Airport checking in to get the red eye back to Tyneside for training this morning

It was on the planet’s most widely read news website so yeah incredibly hard to find at the time. In May. Yeah. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10855983/Callum-Wilson-giving-700-MILE-trips-family-bid-make-Englands-World-Cup-squad.html

They were living in Poole actually He said before the season started in an interview about his injuries and moving the family up….

He’s dropped out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tbf all sides in Europe have played twice a week since early September and we haven’t. This was mentioned as a distinct advantage for us before the season started by members of this esteemed forum

Left Melrose at 8am, drove the 400 miles in time to see all three goals with the added detour to get the dog from his lodgings I remember reading in one of Fergie’s books about the top class defenders he signed, about how when you have real quality in that position you can commit 6/7 players into the oppisidtion’s half and be fairly sure you’ll have enough to contain a counter. Am beginning to think we’re getting close to that with this side. Just before Wilson scored when Botman held Kane up enough so he couldn’t get a proper shot away, giving Pope the opportunity to save with his legs. That shit has won Man Utd a dozen league titles in my football lifetime Personally a fuckin great week, two wins, my sisters first wedding since 1994 and my birthday on Tuesday

Seeing as most Tory MPs, in a brief moment of clarity, can see Jonson would be a fuckin disaster if only due to the privileges investigation, does Mordaunt stand a chance now, getting votes from those who’d never vote for Sunak?

That’s our chinless Tory wanker who tbf can see Johnson for what he is. He also said at the local hustings in 2015 “Choose strong & stable with Theresa or utter chaos with Miliband”…. fuckin smug bastard, am thinking of giving the lib dens a hand to give the fucker the fright of his life

Our incumbent chinless Tory wanker (this weeks highlights: voting against protecting women and in favour of fracking 😒) has a 20k majority over the Libdems in second place. At the last election if all votes cast against the tories went to one candidate the Tories would still have won. Given all this I find it difficult to envisage a Lib Dem win, let alone a Labour victory which these maps all indicate

It was plainly tories leaking the stuff about parties to the press so Johnson is hardly a unification figure. This or a coronation of Mordaunt or Hunt = burn the fuckin place down 😡

This is what I’ve been thinking since the end of last season….Howe had a dreadful reputation at Bournemouth for not taking it seriously though…that could change because of the very likely absence of a relegation battle…

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT FOR GOAL OF THE MONTH LINEKER YOU JUG EARED CUNT

No. I think your sarcasm sensor needs re booting See above

Apparently Shapps is a mate of Rishi”’s so it’s an attempt to appeal to that side of the party . That’s it I think, yeah. 40:50 seat Tory majority in 2024 now. Truss returned with full 5 year mandate etc etc

Sacked for calling the stop oil crowd tofu munching Guardian readers?

On the face of it she’s shafted Hunt on the triple lock, but seeing as neither of them are going to be in power to see it through it doesn’t matter a fuck what she says

PMQs will be as worthless as usual… Truss reminded me of Johnson last week, repetitively regurgitating government “achievements” and witless whataboutery. A waste of everyone’s time.

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