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STRONG agree

@Monkeys Fist I won’t spoil your post with your lovely pics but just to say Eyemouth cunts are fishy smelling cunts. Fuckin hated them. Kicked me in the head once at the bottom of a ruck. Cunts.

So a bit of a to do in the house this morning

Not sure who the regular Italian football pundits are on BT?…. If Mina Rizouki isn’t one of them it’s not worth watching tbh

Penalty review in about 2 mins, ref rescinds pen& yellow for Kjaer of Milan. Rio and Macca disagree, there was contact but both fail to mention the blatant dive from Martinez

Premier League geriatric rejects 2 Milan 0 after 10 mins

Some say this is why Morgan went back to work for Murdoch, uncle Roops will apparently look after him in the event of a prosecution, which you can imagine the somewhat estranged Duke of Sussex may possibly commence after this is over. Harry is fuckin gunning for 80s/90s tabloids. Hes been prepared to largely chuck his old life away to get his version of justice. Hope the cunt comes through the other side ok, must be eating him up inside…. https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/10/piers-morgan-knew-of-phone-hacking-when-at-the-mirror-high-court-hears-prince-harry

Local history buff Dan Jackson plainly a lurker on here

I think I read somewhere that Toney doesn’t qualify. Not sure if the exact criteria but it’s probably that the qualifying period was shared between ourselves and Northampton who we signed him from

STRONG AGREE

Fresh as paint mate… always said you can’t beat a power nap

Aah yes…Brighton…

Gemmill preparing for next seasons earth shattering predictions using all his accumulated football knowledge

Every time we’ve utterly shithoused the opposition this season we haven’t won. Fucking ironic when someone turns up and does it to us so fuckin clinically. Difference is the ref at Anfield justifiably added the time on and we didn’t defend the resulting corner . The ref at Emirates was equally as shit for both teams. The ref yesterday had to be held back at the end from joining the Arsenal team’s victory huddle the fuckin bent cunt . Who knew the premier league want a “title race “ to go “to the wire” 🙄 We played ok (again, CHANCES!..hugely unlucky tbf) but too many were below par . Thought Jorginho,Xhaka and Odegaard were excellent with Joelinton sometimes the only one putting it up to them. With hindsight am not sure if starting Isak and Wilson was the right call, when I saw the team I thought we’d do what we did, try and smash them early doors, get the crowd roaring and then try to see it out..fuck knows about the pen, on my phone it looks like it hit his leg and his arm simultaneously. So what, in the age of the handball rules being changed 2/3 times (?) precisely to accommodate the introduction of VAR, is the correct interpretation of the the current guidance? Can anyone be really sure? That’s why it wasn’t given, the ref wasn’t sure, and it wasn’t the first time in the match where he didn’t know wtf he was doing. Thing is, the way the results panned out yesterday absolutely fuck all has changed. We still need two wins and a draw, Liverpool still need to win all their games, we’re still effectively 3 points ahead of Man Utd and Arsenal still won’t win the fuckin league

Am completely relaxed, even more so seeing as I’m one of the many that hasn’t made a daft twat prediction for the SECOND Season in a row…

He’s on the ropes, swinging wildly. Arsenal are about to deliver a vicious uppercut to him, he’ll probably stay on his feet for a standing count though till the scousers issue a thunderous left hook v Leicester a week tomorrow…. how he’ll be sounding after all that punishment is anyone’s guess

Until we’ve been proven to have broken FFP (which we plainly haven’t ) the scouse cry arse cunts and any other fucker can go fuck themselves. Staveley said at the very start this wouldn’t be like Man City or Chelsea. We’ve had Chris Wood leading our attack for most of the first half of the season ffs

Expert analysis of the “run” that Liverpool are on please. Good, bad, indifferent, Brazil 1970, likely to end this decade etc

Am thinking this must’ve been scheduled for lunchtime when we all swearing allegiance to the cult of two filthy adulterers who live on state benefits at the country’s expense? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔

They’re not in Ireland…they elected an old poet We could have done the same here but post Brexit it’s the first question the heed bangers would ask and vote accordingly. Politicians and ex politicians would be banned from the vote. Anyone from the arts, science or sport. President Dan Burn for instance

That was my plan but there’s a fuckin monsoon here live IPL with the father in law and Luca the Spinoni it is then