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Tyson was getting beaten by bums 20 years ago

Shepherds pie is lamb, obviously 🙄

I have literally just been asked if the bridge is ok by the lovely lady on the Lex Autolease claims line. I thought initially she was Polish but she may have been from some unidentified African country. She had enough comprehension to delightfully giggle at the question ☺️

How’s your fuckin day going ya cunts? 😏

I think I have good news for you…. It’ll be subtitled as Marquez refused to sell the rights because he knew any adaptation would be in English. I think his son has done the deal and tbf to Netflix they’ve accepted the original terms…from this it looks great, from Dec 11 as far as I can make out, not sure if that’s UK

That’s the other side of the equation

Maddison was subbed at half time the other week with spurs getting beat, they turned it round and won.. He came off the bench at the weekend and they still couldn’t beat Ipswich at home.. Strikes me in the modern game with the way many teams are set up to press the opposition that he’s a luxury player who still doesn’t contribute enough going forward and definitely not enough defensively/in his team’s own half of the pitch. And now over to our good friend and colleague @The Fish who will prove me utterly wrong with some spurious 6th form stats he’s made up earlier

“PAPERS! NOW! SCHNELL!!!”

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez Wow That’s it. That’s the review 😆 The only book I can compare it to is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson, just for its sprawling, virtually gonzo style.. it’s nothing like F&LILV but that’s the only other book that’s made me feel stoned whilst reading it. I don’t read read a lot of grown up fiction but this was fucking phenomenal ☺️

Tbf, Trump didn’t jail Hilary and he didn’t get Mexico to pay for a wall. He might well round up and interre(?) millions in camps run by his friends, it’ll be a new growth area of the economy when mid western farmers who voted for him are having to eat their livestock to stay alive

He’ll be playing golf while Musk does it tbf

Trump is basically abolishing the US civil service. Nothing will replace it. Most of this is going

Ivanka is his favourite and her cunt of a husband will make sure they’re running the show iyam. Maybe not though. I do think the aim is civil war, he knows precisely what he’s doing

I think Musk, Ivanka and Kushner will disseminate his orders and decrees whilst he’s cheating in the monthly medal ⛳️ Hes abolishing (amongst many others) the Federal Department of Education, 1000s of redundancies and withdrawal of funding across all 52 states. Look out also for attempts to build condos in Yellowstone and all other national parks and selling of the student loan department to a hedge fund… I think it would be the biggest irony of all time if the national guard has to go in and remove the fucker at gunpoint in about 18 months time He’s quoted as saying he wants a civil war so he can financially benefit from it. I think by then people will realise they need to be protected from him and his cuntish hench people and the GOP should be strangled to fucking death as it wakes up to its complicit role in transnational organised crime

Naa scuds ok. This cunt has a rodent on his head

Yeah that’s the cunt

This was possibly his lowest point. No one played well but he was singled out by some utter fuckin cunts in the crowd led by that fuckin oxygen thief in the daft wig that looks like a recently road-killed family pet, he’s often also shirtless for maximum attention harvesting. They were fucking howling at him that day. I honestly thought he’d never play for us again…

You don’t have to have reffed Klopp’s Liverpool to hold this opinion, David here appears to be merely clarifying the issue at hand

I’m going to be ultra critical here, he was weak on the ball in the build up to their goal yesterday even before the foul he gave away that gave them the free kick they scored from…… <APART FROM THAT>…… he’s fuckin magic

I think you’ll find the entire history of both the pre and post war construction industry England renders your assumption to be somewhat inaccurate. When my old man was building the public library in Portsmouth (or more accurately his joinery and shuttering sub contract company were) or the Lordshill housing estate in Southampton 90% of his workforce were regularly interned after some 1970s mainland bombing atrocity or other. The police just rounded up all the local Irish to see who they could net. With good reason on occasion. I distinctly remember a pub we used to frequent and the friendly Irish couple who ran it; at some point in my adult years dad let slip the fella who ran it was found slumped in a car with a bullet in his forehead in the late 70s. In the early 2000s I myself had to haul some colleagues away from a gang of Irish lads in the Boston Tavern in Tufnell Park in North London, these Dorset lads had never heard the rebel songs they were singing and when they realised what was being sung they weren’t very impressed. McLean has never taken up arms in his life and neither had these lads but within the Irish community on mainland England since Victorian times there has always been a significant minority who have always believed in “the cause”. You’ve just never come across them 👍

Can’t, I’m asleep 😴