PaddockLad

That fuckin umar wouldn't know the Leazes End from his own bell end

SD chief exec charged over the USC insolvency case, company continues to not give a fucking shit... http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/oct/09/sports-direct-chief-executive-david-forsey-charged-usc-administration

@@Howmanheyman.... We're now officially old/middle class/tossers as we're doing this in January... http://www.pocruises.com/rab/?search=true A week in San Francisco at the end too We're back for a couple of weeks then fly to Singapore,Auckland,Sydney,Bali,Thailand,Vietnam,Canbodia etc etc for the rest of the year. Basically am trying to guarantee we get to the FA cup final which I more than likely wouldn't be able to get to .....but all that's not before birthday drinks on the 25th

"clash of the propagnadists"

Have you seen Made In Dagenham HF?....thought that was really good, but not as good as the hard nosed cockney women on whom the film was based doing the rounds promoting it...they made the likes of Bob Crow look like a fuckin boy scout

Does giffgaff work abroad?.....am away for most of next year and am thinking I'll need to get a different sim/number for each major country am visiting...?

Am thinking Micheal McIntyre in a black turtle neck

Err... http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/05/sun-tory-tax-credit-cuts-wrong-osborne-conference?CMP=fb_gu

Yeah but you sit in front of some NASA enabled virus infecting super mainframe muthafucker all day, not a pissy HP pavillion or you copied the url "longhand" which I tried and failed abusmally to do?

Its not me its the Mirror site...it automatically cuts the url down to that when I try to copy it....bizarre..now, can I have an apology for being accused of being an (even bigger) IT moron?

“But they can all come and knock on my door on Monday and ask for more money. Saying, ‘I want Yohan’s money’ and they’ll get a simple answer, ‘You’re not as good as him’. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/

George, mate, just fuck off will you? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/george-osborne-went-to-an-nwa-concert-and-says-it-was-his-favourite-ever-conservative-chancellor-a6678806.html Now am not claiming to be an expert here but I don't think NWA played any UK gigs?.... EDIT: I stand corrected... http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/eazye-and-mc-ren-brixton-academy-london-uk-1991-news-photo/558236809

Naah they thought it was appropriate to break into it when the first black player of the 20th century scored three tries in a game

The history of SLSC being sang at rugby matches is quite interesting.... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Oti

Tbf, if England took Scotland's place in group B they'd have qualified. Rank stupidity doing the draw based on rankings two years back. The organisers only have themselves to blame for the host country falling flat on their faces which is never really good for any tournament of this nature. However, it was fucking hilarious last night in a boozer watching dozens of young dandies singing odes to God and the queen, followed by stirring renditions of negro spiritual hymns, then stand there and watch them trying to work out what the fuck was happening on the pitch. A ridiculous bunch of fuckin wankers.

On a positive note that's our third goal away from home since February......way to go lads

Looks like a passable 433 to me, but as hes not played it up till now am not sure if that makes it less or more likely he'll give it a go away from home against a champions league side?? CITY Hart, Zabaleta, Otamendi, Mangala, Kolarov, Fernando, Fernandinho, Silva, Sterling, De Bruyne, Aguero No Kompany or Toure, and the centre backs are pretty much still learning this league. The front four however look petrifying. To me anyway.

Alnwick mags with Colbacks replacement earlier at a some service station on the M6 this morning

Obama isn't quite so teary when it comes to mass killing sprees in other countries mind

About a month ago we got a new apprentice at work, born in 1997...called, and I'm not making this up, Joe Jordan (ask your grandad Haydanator) and of all things he's a fuckin Crystal Palace season ticket holder...he thinks Pardew is some sort of deity, a divine all seeing font of wisdom. Pardew is literally the best thing to happen to that club since the Wright/Bright FA cup final era 25 years ago. He'll unravel soon iyam, his press conference on Thursday was a classic, a whole list of err "achievements" by Pulis at West Brom; "they've kept 20 clean sheets in 25 games" etc etc...the man is a fuckin poltroon, but has had the role of some sort of redeemer conferred on him by the city of Croydon. Bizarre.

Is this a case of "well they would say that wouldn't they?" from the US?... http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/30/russia-launches-first-airstrikes-against-targets-in-syria-says-us

Anyone remember Salem's Lot from the telly in the 70s?....David Soul was in it, think it was a adaptation of a Stephen King book? Carrie was pretty scary too as it goes, and I wouldn't say I was scared but the film of IT was pretty bloody disturbing as an adult..

Yeah Faye fell out with Keegan affair so that makes him an Ashley era player...the old boy sat behind me back then used to say "eeee he's a big strong lad!" every time he monstered some waif like attacker, which was surprisingly often as you imply. "balanced"

Guilty as charged however... Zanetti there conferring sainthood on the fucker before half time That's just emabarrasing for a man in his forties Doc, have a word with yourself. Not to mention the fist-fest that the Fish posted...I just don't want anyone to get into a CT/Shane situation. You all know I'm right

Impressive at the weekend but so was Haidara in his first few games, particularly in Kharkiv. Mbabu's proved nothing apart from being able to handle a one off game. So let's chill the fuck out.