PaddockLad

Who the fuck gets married on a Sunday?.....apart from my cousin, because the most expensive wedding venue in Edinburgh is cheaper then, apparently....

"The Tudors" was dirtier than the River Tyne in 1972 ....good work on tonights presenter Fist .... bet she's no Dr Alice in the voice stakes though...

Apparently he's the social secretary at HMP Broadmoor

"lack of ambition"....or...."Leazes was right!!"

Fly me to the moon Dekka, this has got me damp in the gusset area in anticipation of next season Dekka spaeketh: "There has been a great deal of speculation in recent weeks but our desire, as we announced back in September, is to bring long-term stability to this club. It's up to us all now to work closely as a team to ensure next season sees us competing in the top half of the table again. "We would all like to thank the fans for their continued support and assure them we remain committed to providing affordable football at St. James' Park." http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle/10440745._/

al-Muhajiroun, founded by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjem_Choudary this is the bottom line for me, if its found that he played a part in radicalising these fuckers, does he become complicit leagally?

My boy voted against....white,middle class, privately educated, Tory....yep, nowt much changes down here...

naaa..at a club in houston in 94, some friends had been at college with one of them...went back to someones place and pretty sure I had a fumble with one of them...no toys or animals were hurt etc etc

it wasnt the drummer, before ye start! looking at it now it was the one in plaid, or maybe one of their mates...cant remember much about it tbh..

Weeellllll....possibly not as a hip young gun slinger in 1997....but speaking as a greying soon to-be-44-year-old I wouldnt think fuckin twice about mate...after 4 or 5 pints.. I have had err "relations" with very obsucre indie/punk band members I'll have you know..first time ive thought about this in years actually, I'll see if theres any youtube footage..

So do I. Shes wrong for the 10 oclock show mind. And Kenickie were fuckin ace regardless of where shes from.

Has it been established which country these pair were from?...they mentioned Nigeria on the news, which is basically a sharia state in the north iirc. Have we been sending the drones in there?

Says on the bbc twitter feed from earlier that "armed police were called" also says these fuckers mounted the pavement to run him over first, then jumped out and hacked him to death on the pavement. They then dragged him into the middle of the street and stood over him, seemingly inviting people to take pictures. It sounds like some of this may have been witnessed by some primary school kids too. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22630304

Clearly Cabaye's replacement iyam. Bought when there were bids coming in last summer for him. None of them big enough it would seem...Pardews just giving us the heads up....as usual. He's also expecting bids for our other "big players", like he was seemingly at the arse end of the season before.

Thats what I was thinking....so I had a look on NO.....do they all think pretty much alike on there?.....is there some sort of forum rule where you're not allowed to offer any opinion other than "PARDEWS SHIT ITS HIS FAULT SACK THE CUNT"?....an sure thats where CT got all his err "material" from...

So, nowt really to concern ourselves with at the moment?...

Why does anyone think Pardews been sacked?...can someone explain??!!

Wheres this bollocks come from then?....is it like our "equaliser" on sunday?

From the comments section on the Guardian website: That's how I feel

That's one of the best and funniest interviews I've ever read. There is so much in there, its like a coaching manual for life, not just football management. So many truisms. I hope Dortmund win the champions league for the next decade

Tebbit! http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/may/21/tebbit-gay-marriage-lesbian-queen

Shirley.... http://youtu.be/z9IIn3R6_50

All falling to pieces nicely

Luke Edwards is. This is by Simon Bird....possibly the club think that if you treat journos as well as they appear to (Edwards has almost certainly been treated to all this too) then fair criticsm of team affairs is ok, printing shit stirring tittle tattle when the club is staring relegation in the face is just taking a fuckin liberty and they acted accordingly.