Monkeys Fist

Happy Birthday Chezette. Fist Jnr is 6 on Saturday. He's asked for a football and a tank- a real one.

It gets better mate, give it another 6 years or so.

I saw a pair of Mackem cunts putting a leave banner up over the A19 this afternoon, just south of the A690. I may have myself a little trip on Friday , cable snips at the ready.

And CT, the view is fine up in Level 7. You need geps, you blind tit .

Antything to improve the stench though, eh?

Christ, I wish I'd seen this.

Then offered a 4 year, interest free deal on a corner set with storage pouffe..... ...... WITH NOTHING TO PAY FOR THE FIRST 12 MONTHS!!!!!

Cheers, I found this, which you might find helpful. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Fuck_Off

I'm taking Fist Jnr. to his first game next season, he's 6 next week. I was just going to get a couple of tickets in the Milburn, but what's the crack in the family enclosure- anyone been?

Life's shit when you're poverty stricken, isn't it?

It wouldn't surprise me at all to see Rafa bolster the squad predominantly with season long loans. Makes no sense to buy for the Championship.

Rayvon ripping the piss

This is my fear- once again,apathy will see the Right win.

@@@yourservice, do your thing.

A few days ago, wasn't it-offered a one year deal?

Reminds me of this which I swear blind used to be " drink beer and smoke tabs at the strawberry", with a picture of two pissheads arm in arm.

Negotiations- Nicos " We have a flourishing youth programme, John, and a plan to progress with investment and player development." Carver-" Aye, aye, how far's Ayia Napa?"

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise."

Superb. The greatest sportsman of my lifetime, but he was so much more than just a sportsman. RIP

He would be if Porkenstein hadn't dug him up.