Monkeys Fist

Give him a bro hug then.

It wouldn’t be Toontastic unless some fucking random poster had a few too many and outed themselves as a racist and thicker than shit soup, would it? Sharp, you’re not from the West Midlands by any chance, are you?

You have to answer the door in a vest and pair of kegs, preferably with some food stains down the front. Don’t even acknowledge your appearance, just let the bloke in and twitch occasionally.

Nice feeling, isn’t it?

No,and it is- you could try some?

Shall I switch off your account until you sober up mate?

Of all the little moments of joy through tonight, seeing Kuennsberg as bitter as a dumped and divorced bingo-wing wife is glorious. She’s fucking hating her job

No. Not even Quiff is this fucking stupid.

I like Smiley Starmer.

Careful- they’d land on a small boat.

Rees Mogg kicked back to 1850

Rarely has a username been less apt.

Peter White?

Reform, ladies and gentlemen. We’re not racists, but if you’re not white and English, fuck off

Sunak keeps his seat. Cunt

It’s a s sensible as thinking that Farage and his gammons give a flying fuck about it- it’s an entirely media generated problem. On a a scale of 1-10, it’s a zero when it comes to important issues for me and millions of others. They’re a bunch of angry, racist fascists, and, by extension, their supporters are too.

He’s not racist, he just doesn’t like non-white people.

He’s got twa chins!

Mordaunt gone

I didn’t think I could despise IDS any more than I did, then I watched his interview on BBC What a fucking slimy cunt.

You a Reform lad then?

Braverman keeps her seat. Looking forward to a minor league cunt-off between her and Badenoch to become leader of what used be the Tory party.