Monkeys Fist

Looked it and it says it has multiple meanings, including edible clam and prostitute. Surely that’s just the one?

I take issue with this article tbh. They give The Beige the title of “closest pub to the ground”, quoting the Villa Tavern, which is nowhere near. The Holte is within sight of the ground, but…err… You can stumble out the door and fall in to your seat! It’s like 30m from the Corner. Fucking beige yam yam cunts

Fyamp

You’re ok, the first one looks like an alien fanny.

I’d be very surprised if he doesn’t have his own thread over there, where they’ve already psychologically gone through the elation of the honeymoon period, the inevitable slump in form, and have now decided he’s not good enough for them are wanting him sacked…

“ How to Present Your Dishes in an Appealing and Appetising Manner- Lesson 1” Not like this. It’s not even a pie hat- it’s like one of those “fascinators” daft lasses wear to the races. Tiny, pointless and probably way overpriced.

Down the side of the outdoor sofa.

I wore out this bit of the VHS tape

Alien Kirk might fancy a bit of Earthgirl minge?

CT at the news of another young Oirish lad to slaver over…

Must be AI as there’s not a dirty old man comment from Greg Wallace on the far left.

It’ll be bits of Bruce Willis from Armageddon.

Aye, but it’s very unlikely we’ll ever come across intelligent life. See the Fermi Paradox Essentially, given the almost definite chance that life exists in multiple locations throughout the universe, why haven’t we found it yet? Also, the conditions necessary to reach interstellar/galactic travel make it extremely unlikely that we’ll ever come across intelligent life capable of it, even if we get there ourselves. Chances are that any alien life capable of it have already died out or are too far away to ever reach us, given the speed the universe is expanding. It’s similar to the concept of the “observable universe”, and how we’ll never be able to get past it’s boundary. Say that we discovered the ability to travel interstellar tomorrow- if we set off on Wednesday morning, by the time we got to the edge of the observable universe , us travelling at light speed, the boundary will have moved further away from us. By the time we get to the new boundary, again, it’s fucked off a bit more. We’ll never get to it.

I asked a chef in Ashington if he liked cooking with herbs, but he said he preferred the oven. Baking was my specialty so he asked me to show him some fancy loafs. I did a plait and said “ There you go, that’s a Braid” He said “ Ner, it’s dough until you cook it”

Aye, there’s a sharp left on North Seaton Road and a sweeping right on Briardene.

That’s you in the background of Robinx2’s gif.

In light of the news that thebrokendoll is dressing up as Jerry Garcia again, and the fact that these cunts are above Manure (but don’t mention that to their gaffer), I’m going to break from my usual prediction and say Well dry hump these, 5-0

Ffs. And yes, I quoted myself.

@RobinRobin Finally, you have a kindred spirit

Guessing Tripps is taking the photo?

Will a Doner , with extra everything, and 8 Ace do?

For an AI bloke, that lad is the absolute image of my brother’s mate. It’s quite spooky tbh. Here’s a fannied on with pic of him

I thought he meant his sex life is extinct and he can’t scratch his own arse.